I have to consider this as failure

I know it's rude not to thank someone when they compliment you. I know it's out of order to begrudge someone's kind words. It's more than rude, it's so much more than out of order it's childish, spoilt, and down right arrogant.

But....

....but what if it was the Daily Mail?

"fun and games in a restaurant?"
not where I work matey

I was very rudely awoken from my slumber on Sunday morning by my mobile phone. "Someone better be dead" I thought as I reached for it. Who the hell would be phoning me at the ungodly hour of......11.15am?! It was my sister with the very exciting news that WellDoneFillet was blog of the week in The Mail on Sunday. Let me tell you that woke me right up.

"Say that again, The Mail on Sunday?"

"Yup"

"What the fuck?"

"Yeah you're popular with the Women's Institute and Volvo owners all over England." She could hardly contain her laughter.

"Piss off"

I got dressed and wondered how I could get a copy of "The Mail on Sunday" without actually having to buy it. Maybe I could hang around the shop and wait for some kids to go in.

"Here mate get us a copy of the TMoS would ya? Ah go on mister will ya?"

But there were no kids. Maybe I could buy some porn magazines and slip a copy of TMoS in between them. Buying porn has to be less embarrassing than buying TMoS doesn't it? But I couldn't do that either. So I just braved it. I could see the distain in the shopkeepers eyes. It was a dark day.

If you haven't guessed already I'm not a fan of The Daily Mail. It's right wing and I'm not. I'm hella not. I've slagged them off on more than a few occasions on here. Do I not swear enough? Is my distain for the middles classes not obvious? Is my liberal thinking not coming through loudly enough?

This is the equivalent, for me, of Medbh being person of the week in Playboy or Old Knudsen being blogger of the week in The Catholic Herald. Man this has me bummed! It feels like failure.

This cant be allowed to happen again. So with that in mind this blog now officially hates/supports all the the things The Daily Mail campaigns for/against. Things such as....

Immigration, the more illegal it is the better. I say open the borders and embrace "Johnny Foreigner." I want a Polish shop on the end of every street
Taxes, the higher and more the ridiculous the better especially on cars. And the sneakier and more stealth like the better too.
The Labour Party, even if they are the Tories in cheaper suits
Binge drinking, the younger and drunker they are the better
Hoodies, hug them? I say give them free money for binge drinking and drugs
Drugs, for everybody all the time
Political correctness, more of it and on the spot fines for not being politically correct
Marriage, anybody can marry anybody or anything they want. You wanna marry your car? I say go for it.
George Galloway. I cant be bothered with him but The Daily Mail really doesn't like him so I'm for him now.
Islam, I say teach it in schools to everybody until they are 18.
Nudity, more nudity on television before the watershed. Actually do away with the watershed.
The Monarchy, off with their heads!
Prisons, should be easier and each cell should have a double bed and a Playstation. Terms should be shorter, weeks not years. And they should be given a £1000 when they leave.

That'll be doing to go on with.......

Oh and thanks to whoever selected me for blog of the week, I am chuffed but conflicted all the same......

but not for the picture, pfft......