Tuesday, 1 April 2008

No way.......way

"And I was like no way."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, like, I just said to him no way man."

"You're so right."

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"You wanna get some wine?"

"Yeah."

"And another thing..."

"What?"

"He still talks to Charlene. Uh huh!"

"NO WAY!"

"Yeah, all the time"

"SHUT UP!"

"Yeah"

"Two or three times a week. Sends her messages n all."

"Laura that's just not on. What did you say?"

"Hannah I was like no way."

"You're just right."

"Tramp."

"Oh she really is."

"I'm gonna get the chicken."

"Oh. My. God. So am I."

"No way."

"Way."

ssssssssssshut the fuck up

Oh My God, are you fucking kidding me?

If you have to talk so loud that everyone can hear your inane drivel at least make it interesting drivel. I was like so gonna blow my brains out. And going up at the end of the sentence is like so over, FRIENDS finished years ago. No wonder he still talks to Charlene, maybe she can hold a conversation without sounding like a mupPET.

22 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

Medbh said...

Manuel, when I was 17, I was in a horrible car wreck. We sued. I had to meet with lawyers who took my deposition. They send it to you to check for accuracy and to sign a few weeks later.
Holy hell.
I said "like" at least once a sentence. I turned purple and kicked the habit.

Manuel said...

medbh: maybe like they will read this and stop......maybe they will say, "No way did I say way and like so many times like." or maybe not.....

Native Minnow said...

No way!

bendersbetterbrother said...

I was hoping you would have went over and discretely taunted them by casually lobbing in likes and yeahs in way that they couldn't be certain you were taking the piss, like. Yeah?

Anonymous Boxer said...

Native Minnow: Way!

Cara said...

Hello there,

there's a new update on the stalker situation. Please have a look.

http://carahurley.blogspot.com/2008/03/catch-spay_31.html

Old Knudsen said...

boxer are you calling native minnow a liar? fight fight fight fight!

Sam, Problemchildbride said...

Like duh? Charlene is like soooo sleeping with that man. Hello-o? He's texting her? Ugh, like what a total bastard. But Laura, Oh. My. God, what is up with her? She toootally needs a make-over, right? I mean, I don't want to be a bitch but, come on now, these earrings? With that bag? What is she, like, blind or something? Nobody wears hot pink with Barbie pink any more, that look is just sooo ov-er. Like, no wonder he's cheating on her. She's totally asking for it. There's like no way a man's gonna put up with a girl who can't keep up. Am I right? I'm soooo right. Wait! I've totally got this, like, awesome idea - have you got this guy's, like number, or something? He's cute, right?

MJ said...

Stop giving me evils!

sheepworrier said...

Were they like dressed in emo gear or were they totally hawt?

Also, The Mail on Sunday? *snigger*

Mudflapgypsy said...

I have a friend who said "Like that, like" once and had a room full of us collapse with laughter when it was ponted out that his sentence consisted of three words of which two were "like".

He didn't go up at the end unfortunately.

savannah said...

OHMYGAWD! those girls are like so 5 minutes ago...i mean really?

what's even worse is hearing grown women speak that way, sugar...ok, if 30's are the new 20's, etc., i suppose it makes sense...

(brings a whole new meaning to arrested development)

Manuel said...

minnow: way.....

bbb: hahahahaha quality

boxer: way....

old k: typical shit stirrer.....no way man

sam: shit........you were there too.....bwahahahahahahaha that's brilliant

mj: shut up

sheepo: bitch....that hurts....oh and they were like totally hawt.....

muddy: mwahahahahaha

savannah: that's very true, teenagers do what teenagers do.....but adults should know better.....

Conan Drumm said...

So Manuel, what did they like, tip. Whatever.

Manuel said...

conan: yeah they did.....they were quite sweet......

Niall said...

belfast, always about 15 years behind the rest of the world.

Manuel said...

niall: 15 years? that's generous......

INNER VOICES said...

dude, i was like so laughing at this post... for sure...


sounds like the fucking bar down the street from here... and it is not the clients, its the people working there... leaves a sour taste in yer mouth after listening to that while drinking a beer.

Tony said...

Spending my days with teenagers seems to have made me immune to the annoyances of conversations like that, you know, i'm just totally over them. For real. That's just like how i roll.

Manuel said...

voices: and everybody over 25 is a pensioner.....

tony: dude......

Tony said...

the dude abides....

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