Relief.....

More arse relief for those who have a problem in that department comes in the form of these handy wipes from the very politely named, chefsbum.co.uk. Believe me I hesitated for a moment before I clicked the link.

The bumpf on their site says,

"Don't Suffer In Silence... Heat rash and prickly heat is one of the most common problems in hot, humid work environments. For kitchen staff standing over a hot plate or oven all day the rash can manifest itself in those most personal areas, sweat ducts become plugged, causing red papules, or bumps, to appear on the skin causing a very uncomfortable condition known in the trade as Chef's Bum (no it's not, it's chef's arse and that's that - Manuel), which if left untreated can become complicated by a subsequent infection."

Nice! Suffer in silence? Chance would be a fine thing. The shower dodging cooker monkeys never shut up about it. Still, I've ordered some for the chefs at work. It pays to keep on their good side. Wonder if it works on their mouths too, mmmmm nothing could wipe those particular orifices clean.

pain relief for chefs...
still no relief from chefs though

All praise and salutations go to Slouchpod for the info.