Crikey!

fish face?

Automated ordering systems now used in most restaurants for sending the order to the kitchen, bar, etc are great. They make life easier, quicker, and mean less contact with the cooker jockeys in the kitchen which is clearly a good thing for us waiters. They really do make life better for both the wait staff and the guests alike, except when they don't....

Particularly when this happens...

From the BBC via an emailer, thanks Mr Nash....whoever you are!

"A restaurant owner has apologised after diners had their very own F word experience - without Gordon Ramsay.

Ten friends found the abusive and sexually-explicit message on their bill at Joe Delucci's Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire.

Diner Clare Watkin said she thought it was written after they complained about poor service.

The party from Walsall had gone to the restaurant on Friday. Owner Nigel Langsdon has begun an investigation.

Ms Watkin said: "I couldn't believe it. The bill read 'fish cakes', which one of us had for a starter, and it was written right above it - absolutely disgusting language.

"We actually booked the table for 8 o' clock in the evening, by the time they had taken our order it was quarter to nine and we didn't actually receive our food until quarter past 10."

She added: "I'd like a written apology from the restaurant and I'd also like some compensation.

"I think that the way that we've been spoken to is absolutely outrageous."

TV chef Gordon Ramsay's foul-mouthed diatribes on his Channel 4 show The F Word have given viewers an insight into the often industrial language of the restaurant kitchen.

Joe Delucci's owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff and he did not know how it ended up as an item on the receipt.

He said: "That shouldn't come out on the bill, so we've got to find out what's gone wrong there.

"But we have apologised unreservedly to the girls concerned and said that they're very welcome to come back and have a free meal and we'd like them to."

He has also offered to donate the bill for their meal to charity.

The cost of the meal came to £284.68, including a 10% service charge."

Bwahahahahaha!

I shouldn't laugh but it's hard not to. I admit I have sent rude messages to the kitchen about customers but our system doesn't print them on the bill, thank fuckity! Telling a customer to "Suck my d*** f*** face" is as bad as it gets, but sticking a service charge on the bill after the customer has complained about poor service is in my opinion even worse. And the owner's priorities seems a bit askew too,

He said: "That shouldn't come out on the bill, so we've got to find out what's gone wrong there"

Eh no, you need to find the little scroate that wrote it and beat him to a merry pulp for dropping you in it and probably signaling the end of you restaurant business. As if it was the fact that it printed on the bill rather than it was typed at all!

Plonker.

Like I said I've done it too. But doing it is one thing, getting caught is something else all together.

but if it was his last shift and he was leaving anyway......