Thursday, 21 February 2008

It's more of a buffet today...




by David Shrigley
from the book "Ants have sex in your beer"
Makes me chuckle every time!


by Nick Dewar
via the very luscious
Made in England by Gentlemen
I love these pictures by Nick Dewar. The first one says it all, thank you on the outside fuck you on the inside. Some times it's hard to disguise the "fuck you very much" on the inside as yesterdays post proves. I emailed the artist who created it to ask if it was available as a print, it's not but he's gonna do one for me! How freaking sweet is that? He also completed my 50 questions. Legend!

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New Badges

available next week....

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I've been awarded "condescending waiter 2008" by Old Knudsen. I'm ever so proud, and my family are just delighted for me. It's taken years of sneering, pouting, pretending to be deaf, but finally it's paid off.

Old Knudsen said,

"To Manuel the waiter for his Blog 'Well Done Fillet' (among others) for being consistently funny when others would have failed and raising the standards for Northern Ireland Blogging. The most Condescending Waiter award of 2008 is yers."

[dabs tear from corner of eye]

what you mean this isn't a proper post?
pfft

22 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

bendersbetterbrother said...

Superior badges. Now I know why you had to get shot, I mean sell, the other ones.
What's the damage?

I say give the lot to whoever gets the first "well done fillet" tattoo and sends you the proof.
Better still, get the proof and then change the title to Well done Sirloin.

EmmaK said...

Ooh, congrats on the award. I just won a Beautiful Blogger Award and I'm so happy I could sob.

Anonymous Boxer said...

I've won nothing, especially from Old K despite my whining ... oh, maybe that's why.

But, YOU, you deserve that and more... and those buttons?

I'll take them to go, please.

psychicgeek.com said...

An award from Knudsen, the award winning commenter?
You must be really speshul.

Old Knudsen said...

Those badges say it better than the last ones. I just got "Well done filet" as a tattoo on my cock just above my "Free Nelson Mandela" one I shall send you poof er I mean proof.

Boxer I just require one little thing to give out an award, 5 people have done it so far they didn't like it but they did it.

Anonymous Boxer said...

Manuel?

dave said...

Like the new badges, and congrats on the award from Old Knudsen.

You should have a badge with 'Tip well' on it.
Or perhaps 'eat,pay,tip,leave'.

Other thoughts available for the small sum of £50.

ellie said...

How spooky the 3rd pcture is the cover illustration for the very book that I'm reading at the moment: How to kill you husband (and other handy household hints) by Cathy Lette.
I thought it was an instruction book!

Manuel said...

bbb: bwahahahaha! badges will be £5.00per set of four inc p&p

emmak: and you are! My award isn't a real one

boxer: fries on the side?

pgeek: speshul like the olympics

old k: yes send proof.......I can magnify it if I need to

boxer: who knows?

dave: oh you're a badge consultant now are you pfft.....

elli: I just checked that.....yes it is! very spooky indeed

Conan Drumm said...

Buffet!? What's with that? Pfft bfft!

Crispy said...

Argh!! A serving lady in a city centre venue thought I was LMM, how flattered was I, obv Manuel saw fit to enlighten serving lady that I was indeed the big sister!
Fabulous badges little brother. Yes I can speak for the Family Manuel in expressing our absolute delight in our wee man's latest award. I beam with pride 24-7. He's our rock!!

Manuel said...

conan: try a little of everything.......I'll be out the back smoking.....

crispy: stop it.....you're ruining my next post.......

Conan Drumm said...

Manuel, where would you recommend for lunch city centre Belfast, and/or early dinner? Ideally walk in off the street as timings are uncertain.

Manuel said...

Conan Drumm: No question, Mourne Seafood Bar for either and it's slap bang in the middle of the city centre. When you gonna be here?

Conan Drumm said...

Any day now.

Manuel said...

interesting.......and tight lipped at the same time.....

MJ said...

I got the Knudsen Award for "Most Filthy Blogger."

My trophy's shaped like a vibrator. How about yours?

upset waitress said...

It's not really an award if it comes from your own grandpa.

INNER VOICES said...

congrats, so knudsen says you had to do some for it with four other people... what was it?

Sam, Problemchildbride said...

Congrats your Manuelness. You'd better be bringing a stack of these badgy-ma-things next week. Combien moolah are you after for them?

Manuel said...

mj: He GAVE ME CASH, I am a waiter after all, nothing else matters to us....

upseto: true enough....a bit like winning in the special olympics...

Voices: I've no idea what the old fucker was on about....he rambles a lot....

Sam: I'll be dishing them out like sweeties at a kids party next week.....

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