I read about that earlier. Makes you wonder though. I mean, a laser? You could put someone's eye out with that. I'd imagine it'd take a full day's training to learn to use something like that.
That is some corkscrew! I will stick with the ordinary one. This would scare the wits out of people.Reminds me of the word that is similar to it which is taser. Lots of cops here using tasers to stun people and killing them by mistake.
31 People trying to get Manuel's attention:
You on the shrooms again?
99 words: ha! that's nice
Corkscrews might kill people, damnit.
wendy: damn right they might......and rusty forks too.....
Do I detect a tiny bit of geek in the waiter?
I read about that earlier. Makes you wonder though. I mean, a laser? You could put someone's eye out with that. I'd imagine it'd take a full day's training to learn to use something like that.
silverstar: tiny? geek? waiter? no, yes and yes....
99 words: three day course with test and certification as well.....government sponsored too.....
It would prob have a load of other uses on top of being a cockscrew?
ponies: such as? I'll get you one....
"corkscrews don't kill people"
ah, but do covetous waiters kill people to get their corkscrews?
daisy: almost always......
See my avatar?
I must assume the same position, on the floor, legs apart, bottle twixt my legs, in order to open a bottle with a corkscrew.
Classy.
mj: classy is....as classy does....heh
We have one of those Rabbit openers that were all the rage in 2003. It's too big for you to carry in your apron though.
medbh: no, whilst no doubt amusing i'm not sure a wabbit corkscrew is quite appropriate....worth a try though...
That is some corkscrew! I will stick with the ordinary one. This would scare the wits out of people.Reminds me of the word that is similar to it which is taser. Lots of cops here using tasers to stun people and killing them by mistake.
Silly! Just a fucking useless object... Where can I get one?
Fecking snob so... Whit's wrang with just cracking the neck on the bus shelter wall?
Isn't this maybe a little overkill?
spy waiter......
Corkscrews don't kill people, people kill people.
Corkscrews don't kill people. Pissed off waiters kill people.
In my opinion, everything should come with a standard laser. Everything.
April Fools!!!
awful awful awful day......more later....hopefully less awfulness though
nice april fools joke kiddo!
Yes but when will they bring out laser-guided rusty forks?
I can see why you want one...they look expensive!!!
but if the laser turned on you and you were blinded??
Yay! presents for me.
I'd imagine it COULD double as a bookmark?
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