Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Wants....


seriously....

31 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

ninetyninewords said...

You on the shrooms again?

Manuel said...

99 words: ha! that's nice

wendy said...

Corkscrews might kill people, damnit.

Manuel said...

wendy: damn right they might......and rusty forks too.....

silverstar98121 said...

Do I detect a tiny bit of geek in the waiter?

ninetyninewords said...

I read about that earlier. Makes you wonder though. I mean, a laser? You could put someone's eye out with that. I'd imagine it'd take a full day's training to learn to use something like that.

Manuel said...

silverstar: tiny? geek? waiter? no, yes and yes....

99 words: three day course with test and certification as well.....government sponsored too.....

raptureponies.com said...

It would prob have a load of other uses on top of being a cockscrew?

Manuel said...

ponies: such as? I'll get you one....

daisyfae said...

"corkscrews don't kill people"

ah, but do covetous waiters kill people to get their corkscrews?

Manuel said...

daisy: almost always......

MJ said...

See my avatar?

I must assume the same position, on the floor, legs apart, bottle twixt my legs, in order to open a bottle with a corkscrew.

Classy.

Manuel said...

mj: classy is....as classy does....heh

Medbh said...

We have one of those Rabbit openers that were all the rage in 2003. It's too big for you to carry in your apron though.

Manuel said...

medbh: no, whilst no doubt amusing i'm not sure a wabbit corkscrew is quite appropriate....worth a try though...

Waiter Extraordinaire said...

That is some corkscrew! I will stick with the ordinary one. This would scare the wits out of people.Reminds me of the word that is similar to it which is taser. Lots of cops here using tasers to stun people and killing them by mistake.

Fabulastic said...

Silly! Just a fucking useless object... Where can I get one?

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Jimmy Bastard said...

Fecking snob so... Whit's wrang with just cracking the neck on the bus shelter wall?

TheChrisD said...

Isn't this maybe a little overkill?

Red Leeroy said...

spy waiter......

Michelle said...

Corkscrews don't kill people, people kill people.

sassysundry said...

Corkscrews don't kill people. Pissed off waiters kill people.

Native Minnow said...

In my opinion, everything should come with a standard laser. Everything.

Leo said...

April Fools!!!

Manuel said...

awful awful awful day......more later....hopefully less awfulness though

Cat said...

nice april fools joke kiddo!

Belfast Barista said...

Yes but when will they bring out laser-guided rusty forks?

Killer said...

I can see why you want one...they look expensive!!!

Boxer said...

but if the laser turned on you and you were blinded??

raptureponies.com said...

Yay! presents for me.

I'd imagine it COULD double as a bookmark?