Ditty's Irish oatmeal biscuits are the perfect accompaniment to good Irish cheeses and are served in all the best restaurants, and some rubbish ones too.
They are also a never ending source of amusement for waiters who really should know better. Take tonight for example.
"Now madam, your cheeseboard" said the charming and jovial waiter as he set down a beautiful looking board of cheese, grapes and the aforementioned oatmeal biscuits.
"Oh are these my Ditty's?" asked the very lovely American lady.
"They certainly are." Replied the waiter sidestepping the obvious joke.
Lifting one of the biscuits and turning to her husband she asked, "Hey Brian, do you wanna bite of my Ditty's?"
It was all the waiter could do not to burst out laughing right there and then......