More butt fun...!
I don't want this blog to become fixated on my bottom but....
Apparently this stuff cures chef's arse, Anti Monkey Butt Powder. It's good that the worlds top minds and scientists and nobel prize winners have come together to cure this most irritating of afflictions.Still no cure for arsy chefs though.
Thanks to BiggerHead who sent me the link, together people we can stamp out chefs arse and the causes of chefs arse.......
That's your lot today. I have 80 teachers for lunch tomorrow and need time to get my mind into a state of zen and calm.
Crikey......80 teachers on Friday the thirteenth!
16 People trying to get Manuel's attention:
i had to look, sugar! i swear, i thought you were joking! too damn funny! xoxox
(wow, i missed a few really good posts here this week!)
Well let's just hope that your grammar and enunciation are immaculate and that you're no longer picking your arse.
I'm sure those teachers will help you calculate the proper tip.
And I bet you get a few pinchies, too.
sor.
80 teachers in a room together? You're not allowed to gas them, went out of favour in the mid forties. Try setting them off against each other instead.
And I bet they catch you sneaking off for a fag. Teachers always do.
Monkey butt!
Fab.
You'll stamp those teachers down with your authoritative waiter's voice and demeanor, Manuel.
It must me the end of the school year celebration?
Will there be a repeat of the types you defined from the xmas office parties?
Yeah I feel that. I have 28 in from Methody tonight. Balls
Why are there so many freakin' teachers in your restaurant? Maybe they'd be in a better mood with some of that monkey butt powder!
ha! i love the fact that chefs arse is a globally recognised hospitality term.
There is also waiter arse, bar arse, i believe the term also covers chaffed thighs too!
Also more common in summer with all that sweat! oh yea!
"More butt fun" eh?
Im sure there's a loada people visting WDF looking for something entirely different.
savannah: no it's a real thing!
witchypoo: lets hope they are all pished.....
boxer: no no no !
bbb: hahahahahahaha
medbh: loads of them over the next few weeks......bless
bpc: nightmare/hot/but mainly nightmare.......
michelle: it's like some sort of karmic punishment....
aussie: g'day.....it's just arse to me.....
sheepo: ha! and then they find me.........that's gotta hurt......
You know that Eddie Waring suffers from a condition known as Sweaty Arse Crack, don't you?
He'll be thrilled.
I missed Savannah. I love the way she calls you sugar!!!
Damn, man, you got right on that, didn't ya? I'm still honestly surprised this nifty product hadn't made itself well-known to waitstaff the world over before now. It's all funny until you've got it, and then it's just agony. Best used as a preventive measure, say, when you know you've got a double coming up, in times of humid weather, etc.
Hmmm...supposing you could sprinkle it on guests that chafe you? Just a thought.
no post last night... the teachers didn't send you to your grave did they?
My honey used that when she was a long haul truckdriver, it works wonders on chafing thighs for those of us with ...thicker...thighs :)
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