Thursday, 15 May 2008

National Waiters Day...

Wednesday the 21st of May is National Waiters Day. (It's a real thing and in no way made up) Now I'm sure the nation in question is the good old US of A but I refuse to let national borders get in the way of an excuse to be exalted, recognised, loved and praised. Mothers, Fathers, Grandparents, even bloody pets have their days so it seems only fair that we, masters of the dining room, guardians of the sweet trolley, and all round good time guys and gals have a day of our own too.

Now I wont be working next Wednesday night, I will be out watching the European Cup Final and will, of course, be absolutely bladdered. The good sort of drunk, the fall down and sleep on the fire place sort of drunk. I really cant wait!

But some poor souls wont be as fortunate as me, they will have to work. So what should you, the guest, do to celebrate this most important of occasions?

No card required

No need for balloons, hats, banners.

No special songs need be sung in our honour.

Just tip
(didn't see that coming did ya?!)

Tip a bit more than normal and remember a waiter is for life,
not just for a random day in May...

25 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

Medbh said...

That's our 14th wedding anniversary so Mr. M will be tipping me accordingly.
Ahem.

Manuel said...

medbh: all tip and no shaft.......as they over at bitter waitress.......eh crikey it's turn into MJ's on here......

MJ said...

Cheeky.

Manuel said...

mj: again with the ass jokes....

Sam, Problemchildbride said...

I was going to ask what's the crack, but I guess it's at MJ's...

What a rubbish-ass day for waiter's day! The average customerage for a restaurant on a Wednesday must be about 4 people. Just for it's very Wednesdayness I vow I shall eat out somewhere and tip handsomely. Actually Mr. Problem's more handsome than I am so, best leave the tipping to him, eh.

Thunder Brainstorm said...

May 21st is also Student's Day in Mexico. So, if you're a student AND a waiter, you should demand double gifts. ;)

witchypoo said...

I thought by now you might have a tip jar for your blog.

savannah said...

duly noted, sugar! ;-)

Blondefabulous said...

What idiot thought Wednesday would be a good day for this pseudo-holiday?!? Honestly, does anyone even go out on a Wednesday?? I mean besides the early-birds and Pensioners?? This has to be holiday made in the good ol' US of A, because only our cracked out, bass ackwards Congress would do something like that! Freakin' vote whores! >:-(

bendersbetterbrother said...

What an unfortunate coincidence. According to my diary it just happens to clash with "Look after yourself first" day. Ah, well.

Anonymous Boxer said...

I shall go forth and promote high tipping and fast eating.

got it.

sheepworrier said...

Tell me you aren't going to the bot for the match Manuel? I could never forgive you.

Old Knudsen said...

21st May is national suck Old Knudsen's knob day, don't forget my tip.

Manuel said...

sam: It is a pish poor day for such merriment.......

thundery: tremendous for mexican waiters then.....ole!

witchy: comments are my tips.....

savannah: celebrate!

blondie: still, better than no day.......

bbb: nothing unusual there then......

boxer: yes the fast eating is important too......

sheepo: it has been discussed......why where do you suggest?

old k: shaft for you big boy........you rioting last night?

sheepworrier said...

Manuel: But it'll be full of culchies with BO problems... maybe you like that sorta thing...

Manuel said...

sheepo: gaa bags, people shouting yeeeeeeeeooooowwww, and rugby people in suits who look like they are 40 but are in fact 17.........eh maybe a rethink.....

sheepworrier said...

Dont forget the inevitable puddle of puke and the pungent aroma wafting from the bogs...

Manuel said...

sheepo: now you're tempting me!

bendersbetterbrother said...

Being that half the country was either barbequeing, watching the European Cup on tv or saving their money for the weekend as they always do how much do you think last night was worth to your average N.I. waiter?
Answer without using any derivative of "fuck".

savannah said...

it's done..go look, sugar! :)

Manuel said...

bbb; well last night would have been poor but for the good old tourists......bless them and their yoda speak......pint of harps please......brilliant....

savannah: awh.......blushing....

savannah said...

cool! you saw it super nana asked if you had! well deserved, sugar, don't blush! ;-)

Manuel said...

I mean how cute is your family!?

savannah said...

why, thank you, sugar! *beaming* you are delicious for saying so! xox

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