Someone's boring me. I think it's me.

But tonight it wasn't me. It was everybody else.....

I cleaned the window sills. Then I had a little smoke. And then another. I followed that up by polishing a tray of cutlery. I killed another 15 minutes by searching through the diary for any interesting bookings later on in the year. There are no interesting bookings later on in the year.

I considered counting tiles, both ceiling and floor, but decided against it. I'm not quite there yet plus I need to save something for Wednesday night. Then some more staff arrived and that broke the monotony for a good five minutes. But after that the three of us just stood there like the line up from King of the Hill...


Yup

A tell you what..

Yup

Y..........up

Some snow yesterday

Yup, some snow

Took an hour to get to work

An hour?

Yup an hour

Huh

Yup

Im goin for a smoke

Yup

Yup

Then some customers arrived. But they were super fucking dull. I mean new levels of dullness, boredom, and monotony were achieved tonight. For example I had a table of two Swiss Tourists, and lets be honest they aren't a nation highly regarded for their wonderful demeanor and sunny disposition, who just wouldn't bite. I asked them if they were on holiday,

"Yes, we are on holiday."

You're French?

"No we're Swiss." Oh right. You been to Belfast before? You like it here?

"No, and it's a very nice place."

Okay then......eh.....right, don't wanna talk then. Can I listen to your conversation? I wont say anything, I just wanna listen. If they had been Americans they would still be telling me private and personal details of Bob's bypass surgery or how Martha came third in the ladies winter golf championship. But not the Swiss, yes, no, yes, no blah blah blah. Actually there wasn't even any blah blah blahs.

I wandered off.

Something needs to happen before long. I don't need much, just something to keep me busy. I don't really want to break a sweat but I really do need something, other than fucking cleaning, to do. I could come round to your house and serve you......

But then again at least I still have a job. Go visit HALF SERVER/HALF AMAZING. She's just been fired for discussing tips on a website....The dirty rotten bastards.....