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Showing posts with label zen waiter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zen waiter. Show all posts

Tuesday, 19 February 2008

Deviation is the road to unhappiness


Life can be easy if you want it to be.

Book your table, be on time, order well, eat, pay, tip, leave.
Do that and your dining life will be an enjoyable one. Deviation is the road to heartache, tables with bad views, slow service, cold food and mouthy waiters.

Tonight's guests followed the path to dining enlightenment. They were particularly enlightened when it came to the 5th tenet of dining enlightenment, tipping.
Enlightened to the tune of £140 that's 280 of your America dollars!
Frickin sweet for a Monday night.

I'm feeling very fucking zen like right now

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm