Wednesday, 29 April 2009

"I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"

When you have a blog called Well Done Fillet you really do deserve a business card that matches the meatiness of the title.

That's why I need these...


meat cards
whoop whoop!

"We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER. Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS."

There is only one word for this kind of blatant meatiness, AWESOME-O.

"MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex."

Well exactly.

You should have a butchers at the comments on the Meat Cards site. Some people just need smacked, hard, with meat.

18 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

B said...

Best business card ever you say?

I still say this one's better. Let's hope you know it though.

Manuel said...

b: hahahaha arrested development.....quality....did you watch spinners and losers last night? was on beeb 4

B said...

Downloaded it round the time it was first aired. For some reason, it gets better and better with each watch. What'd you think? Did the show the oppositions bonus mini episode? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-jlwlBJMo
Series 2 is definitely the most anticipated show coming up for me.

Mitch Hurwitz's new show is kinda shoddy unfortunately, the biggest rating flop on Fox in ages too.

Manuel said...

b: nah it was just spinners....I'm watching Party Down at the mo...it's about waiters....hit n miss...

B said...

Well I linked it there, good stuff but short.

Paul Rudd writes comedy?

Manuel said...

b: yeah seen it...superb....paul rudd barely writes "nearly there" comedy

B said...

I think he's a good comic actor, happy to see he doesn't have to resort to gigs on According to Jim any more.

I've got nobless and topless for word verification here today.

Anonymous said...

Love Arrested Developement! Named my dog Bob Loblaw. Not original but good for a laugh at the vet's when they call for him.

savannah said...

oh my.

oh my.

*sigh*

xoxo

White Rabbit said...

MEATCARDS WILL SAVE THE WORLD! ...probably

Medbh said...

http://www.thelifefiles.com/things-we-dont-want-to-try/

Bacon vodka!

Native Minnow said...

I love it!

raptureponies.com said...

This is literally one of the most amazing things the internet has presented to me.

ninetyninewords said...

Why not just use the CO2 laser to sear an ultra quick tattoo of your name on to yourself?

Boxer said...

I'm a vegetarian and I find it funny.

Old Knudsen said...

Yer man who was ripped apart by grizzly bears had one in his back pocket I bet.

sassysundry said...

Those would mess up your wallet.

waxydan said...

You know Manuel. You're deserving. I'll buy those for you if you promise to use them liberally.