Friday, 12 December 2008

That's a cracker.....

What's the best cheese to use to hide a horse?


Mascarpone....

Fucking loved that when I found it on a table, nearly took the pain away of yet another 12 hour shift with no break no food and no one telling me I'm a lovely boy. That's right I need the love. I stood and giggled almost uncontrollably until little tears ran down my face. Not sure if it was exhaustion or it is a really good joke. In the end I had to go and sit down.

Black Friday 1, of 2, is upon me and it would be fair to say I'm pooing myself at the thought of it. I'm getting to old for this malarky.....

Magic moments eh.

Mascarpone, hehehehehehehe.......

17 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

Sniffle&Cry said...

Lovely boy and Ted’s lovely girls too. Would you do a twirl there Manuel, and a bit of a dance and the whistling thing again.

Tuesday Kid said...

Aw poor Manuel. It is a really dark crappy time of year. I wonder if it's law that cracker jokes can't be funny.

Waiter Extraordinaire said...

That is a good one.I don't miss doing lunches this time around.What a difference.I am not a cripple during this month for once. Hey I had these two lovers last night who wanted to share everything. So I offered to split the salad up in two bowls but the guy said no it is okay we don't mind to which I replied with a smile do you want to share the same cutlery too! His reaction was priceless. Ha ha

Medbh said...

Go to your happy place, Manuel.
I will even recommend that you whistle a tune to help you cope.

Quickroute said...

Shergar is turning in his hamburger grave listening to this

Old Knudsan said...

Low blood sugar for it was a crap joke.

We all love you Miguel just remember that.

Red Leeroy said...

Mascarpone... my good god no.

sheepworrier said...

No sympathy for you at all - you'll be rolling in tax-free tips by the end of the month.

Conan Drumm said...

Edamn.








(you're getting to the wanting to be 'put down' stage, aren't you?)

psychoknitter said...

Hang in there bud.

Native Minnow said...

That joke almost gets me back for my snake in the desert story.

MJ said...

Pull my finger, er, pull the cracker.

Boxer said...

You're a lovely boy.

MJ said...

(continued from Boxer's comment)

...with a lovely arse.

Max mickle said...

Hahahaha...its a great joking.it is a really good joke.It is a really dark crappy at present. I wonder if it's law that jokes can't be funny.

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