Monday, 22 December 2008

Shhhhhhh I'm sleeping.

Not today folks, not today. I haven't been this tired since I last shared an hotel room with The Cousin. That boy snores like a frigging cement mixer and with the relentlessness of a purring cat. But that's all neither here nor there. I'm too pooped to write and I have two more days to go.

Back tomorrow with the Well Done Fillet Review of Christmas (may contain swearing).

13 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

MJ said...

*tucks the sleepy waiter into bed and takes opportunity to gently fondle his sugarloaf*

Medbh said...

Sleep well and soak your feet before you go back on the floor, Manuel.

daisyfae said...

*checks sleeping waiters wallet for lucrative tip money*

Boxer said...

**pats the waiter on the head** and tip toes out.

Waiter Extraordinaire said...

It will soon be over......

Manuel said...

AND NOW I'M FUCKING SICK!!! JESUS H CHRIST! I think I've gone and got the consumption or something. It could be a cold but it could also be ebola virus. Any hoo I've got turkey to be fucking serving again.


Christ I am in one this morning......

Lottie said...

I'll be wery wery quiet then.

savannah said...

it's almost over, sugar. xoxox

Conan Drumm said...

Bear up Manny, you're on the home straight with only a few fences to jump. Dose yourself with alcoholic spirits and get back in the trenches. To the death!

Stephan said...

Pleasant dreams, Manuel.

banquet manager said...

Manuel...
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager

Old Knudsen said...

so you and yer cousin are kissers among other things? must be a Catholic thing.

No! you cunt I have a Christmas day review written last year as my scheduled posts are impacted stop not copying me. OK happy fucking Christmas you wanker and many more posts to ya.

They is as friendly as I get with 'you' people.

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