Who wants Leopard? Who killed the Harriers? Who saw it coming?

we r in ur tree lukn for Lepards

So what to do with Leopard? I could try and flog it. I could keep it for some future use. I could frame it and hang it above the wee mac as a reminder to backup and to read the instructions. I could, but I probably wont. So instead I'm gonna give it away. Settle down don't all rush at once. It's more of a swap deal rather than a give away. I want 2 goats in return for this Leopard. "He's on crack again isn't he?" I know that's what you are thinking. But I'm not, I'm on cough medicine but that's not related to this. If you want Apple's latest OS for £35 cheaper than it is available in the shops just buy two goats from Oxfam and the Leopard is yours. Obviously there is only one copy so let me know if you have done it (and can prove it) as soon as you do in the comments or email me. If no one wants it I shall use it as a coaster.....

Freaking wine course tonight. It's gonna be interesting as I have the cold and the only thing I can taste and smell is my own phlegm. MMMMMMMMMMMM. I'll be bullshitting like a champion tonight. Nothing new there then. I've been off work for a week now and am back properly tomorrow. Is it wrong that I hope things went tits up when I was off? Come on we all hope that they can't survive without us when we are off.

I watched Mrs Windsor's speech earlier. It's all very grand and full of pomp and ceremony. It sticks in the throat, wasting self interest bastards. There was a quality moment when Black Rod arrived into the House of Commons to summon the MP's into the House of Lords for Liz's speech. Labour MP and actual Socialist (bit of a rarity these days) Dennis Skinner shouted "Who killed the Harriers?" which caused a ripple of laughter in the middle of all the stuffiness. He was referring to the two rare birds found shot recently and for which Liz's grandson, Harry, was questioned. Made me chuckle. Mr Skinner also leads a little group of rebels who stay in their seats and don't go into hear the Monarch's speech. Nice one Dennis....

Sorry Boxer but I couldn't resist. And if you were on here over the weekend you must have seen it coming. Stripped Waiter......

I'm sort of looking forward to going back to work. I'll have something interesting to write about......

Update: Alan in Belfast has secured Manuel his goats. Let the feasting and sacrificing begin. Eh um er I mean great now some people who need some goat help can get it. Cheers Alan, that really is good work.....