I'm gonna fling my shit.....

you cant ignore the 500lb gorilla in the room
please don't

From Wikipedia:

If challenged by a younger or even by an outsider male, a silverback will scream, beat his chest, break branches, bare his teeth, then charge forward. Sometimes a younger male in the group can take over leadership from an old male. If the leader is killed by disease, accident, fighting or poachers, the group will split up, as the animals disperse to look for a new protective male. Very occasionally, a group might be taken over in its entirety by another male. There is a strong risk that the new male may kill the infants of the dead silverback.

Rumours abound that the overlords are considering hiring some new bloke as a waiter in the restaurant. I'm not quite at the shit flinging stage just yet but I peed in all the corners before I left tonight. As the only male working on the floor in the restaurant I feel my territory is being threatened. He'll be younger, thinner, better looking and can probably handle a night on the drink better than I can. He will offer to carry heavy boxes of wine for me and cheekily call me "grandad". He'll say things like, "What was it like before decimilastion?" and ask me if I like Phil Collins. Cunt, him and Phil Collins. Oh God I'm too old for any of this. He'll swoop in and take my lady customers away from me, my lovely flirty 50's. I'll be reduced to hanging round the bar polishing glasses and getting his drinks orders for him whilst he has the ladies sitting on his lap showing them his man dimples. That's my trick. Then someone suggested he could be gay. That would be even worse, gay waiters make so much more money from the ladies than straight waiters. They are funnier and look better in black than me. I can't cope with this.......

He is gonna steal my tables and kill my young......

crikey.....

Can I come and wait on you, if it all goes wrong? Huh can I?

Mr Johnny Young Balls

smoother than me
(we'll see)

Oh and when I was trying to deal with this news the Princess pointed out that that I wasn't the dominant male and that she and the other women in the restaurant weren't my biatches...

It's started all ready........