Manuel versus the Ebola virus*
what doesn't kill Manuel
makes Manuel stronger....
"I'm sick, gonna have to go home."
"Sick? What's wrong with you?"
"Ebola virus."
"Ebola virus? Ebola hemorrhagic fever is potentially lethal and encompasses a range of symptoms including vomiting, diarrhea, general body pain, internal and external bleeding, and fever. Mortality rates are generally high, ranging from 50% - 90%, with the cause of death usually due to hypovolemic shock or organ failure. And you have it, the Ebola Virus?"
"Yup, Ebola Virus. What else could take down a stone hard warrior like me? Has to be the Ebola Virus."
"Whatever. You think you will survive through the night for work tomorrow?"
"Yeah a bit of soup and I'll be right as rain. There's no Ebola Virus that can kill me."
"Get out."
"See you tomorrow."
First day off sick in years.
*may not have been the Ebola Virus
"Whatever. You think you will survive through the night for work tomorrow?"
"Yeah a bit of soup and I'll be right as rain. There's no Ebola Virus that can kill me."
"Get out."
"See you tomorrow."
First day off sick in years.
*may not have been the Ebola Virus
14 People trying to get Manuel's attention:
Did you break your "vomit streak" or is it still intact? How long is yours? ;-)
Poor Manuel.
Getting sick in the summer sucks.
Fluids, bed rest, and vitamins.
Take care of yourself.
JamesUK: God no, this was mild by comparison to previous bouts...
Medbh: Back to work today, been in bed since 4pm yesterday...
assuming it is no ebola, get well soon.
aw :( feel betterrr
Lots of fluids like Medbh said, especially if you're er..pooing a lot. And plain food, like plain white rice and chicken. No hooch and definitely no yoghurts, unless you're planning on losing a lot of weight.
Get well sooon toots,
FMC
Flirty: apparently not, just some tummy upset. Just doesn't sound as manly....
Angela: Thanks, word is that I'll live...
FMC: Yoghurts can do that eh? I'm off to knock 5 yoplaits into me now then!
Manuel - 0
Ebola - 1
Cheering you on for a speedy recovery.
Ebola Virus, I've had that more times than you've spat in a customer's food and I never took a day off sick, once I shat out all my guts and I still finished the operation, of course the patient died which is why I can no longer practice medicine.
Anonymous boxer: more a score draw..
Old Knudsen: Did you not create it in your backyard lab?
Well you'll lose it, but it only comes out one way-actually that's not true, it comes out both ways, the trick is not to do that AT the same time.
I hope you kicked that ebola's ass!
fmc: I have a sink/toilet technique that works quite well for such occasions...
Conortje: I'm alive! The best I can hope for really, all things considered...
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