Bring back Little Miss Manuel

Hello everybody! I am back to help you all with your little problems. I was just too busy to commit to the other blog full time. But I am so lucky to have my lovely Manuel because he is going to let me write on here instead. So if you need a hug (metaphorically speaking, we aren't allowed to hug kids anymore because the naughty priests and scout masters went too far) just send me an email and I'll cure what ails you. Awh I love you guys. Big, metaphorical, hugs all round.

Now, down to business, two people have made Little Miss Manuel sad and want to cry. First of all there was that really Silly Billy, Ian Paisley Jr. Oh what a, I want to swear but that makes the baby Jesus cry, poo poo head. In an interview with smarty pants Irish music magazine "HOT PRESS" Mr Junior Minister for Equality said:

"I am pretty repulsed by gay and lesbianism. I think it is wrong. I think that those people harm themselves and - without caring about it - harm society. That doesn't mean to say that I hate them. I mean, I hate what they do."

I am all for free speech as long as there are no swear words and you don't make people cry. But we have to exercise control. Not a big factor in the DUP or Politics in the North of Ireland as a whole. What a w hole. He said that he wasn't speaking as a minister when he made these remarks. Now, Mr Paisley Jr that is a load of codswallop isn't it? If you are going to go around saying things that are full of hate and espouse a medieval attitude then you need to let us know when you are speaking as a private individual, when you are speaking as a member of the DUP, and when you are speaking as the junior minister for equality.

Maybe a selection of hats would be useful. When you are prattling on about the multitude of people you don't like or approve of you could wear a white pointy hat. And when you are speaking as a member of the DUP you could wear a, oh eh I think a white pointy hat would be good here too, maybe a blue pointy hat would be better. And when you are speaking as junior minster for equality maybe you shouldn't speak at all!

If the KKK hat fits...

Ian you need to help us, help you, you silly, silly (King)Billy. Let us know in what voice you are speaking. That way in future we know whether we should laugh it off (private individual), or get cross and upset (Junior Minister for Equality). Don't have me to send a letter home to your dad!

do your sums or you are going to hell

Another big poo poo head that made me break a crayola this week was Cardinal Keith O'Brien of the Catholic Church in Scotland. A fun time organisation on a par with Al-Qaeda in Iraq. Cardinal Threats, as I now call him, has warned Catholic MP's that their position on abortion could have them excommunicated from the church. Now most religions work on a certain level of threat, that is understood. Be good boys and girls and you wont go to hell. Manuel has been to Leeds so he says has no fear of hell. Jews, Christians, Muslims all use the bogeyman to keep their followers in line.

But to use the pulpit to threaten elected officials is so out of order it beggars belief. MP's are entitled to their religious beliefs but they are not entitled to use them in public life or to influence public policy. And in the same way religious leaders are not entitled to put pressure on elected officials in this way. And taking a lecture on the protection on children born or otherwise from the Catholic Church is like taking advice from the Nazi's on antisemitism.

if the Nazi hat fits...

Little Miss Manuel says anything that unites the Free Presbyterians and The Catholic Church should be avoided at all times and actively fought against. Sill Billys/Seans.