"I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
When you have a blog called Well Done Fillet you really do deserve a business card that matches the meatiness of the title.
That's why I need these...
"We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER. Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS."
There is only one word for this kind of blatant meatiness, AWESOME-O.
"MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex."
Well exactly.
You should have a butchers at the comments on the Meat Cards site. Some people just need smacked, hard, with meat.
