You know What I love?

I'll tell you what I love, I love taking my shoes of after 13 arduous hours of plate schlepping. I am even quite partial to the sweaty leathery bouquet that is unleashed when I kick my manly size sevens to the floor. It smells like effort, like a job well done, the stench of success even. It also smells like meaty off cheese but what ya gonna do?!

That is what I love.

I am a simple chap with simple pleasures......