I got nothing, well nearly nothing

Honestly folks I've got nothing today.

I considered counting the ceiling and floor tiles then realised we don't have ceiling and floor tiles. It's not a Pizza Hut you know. So times like these call for desperate measures..........it's meme time......(it's a life saver when you have nothing proper to write about)

Ellie tagged me last week....

Here are THE RULES:

Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a notification on their blog.

Random eh? Hows this for random.....?

1. The contents of my pockets tonight

1. £28.00 in coins
2. Curiously strong mints
3. 3 pens, 2 pencils and 1 pencil sharpener

4. Wallet with cash "bursting" from it, this is pretty much all the cash in the world I have...

5. Order pad, unused
6. 2 packs of lovely Drum, 4 packets of Rizla, and 3 lighters.
7. Say hello to my waiters friend

8. iPod Touch......I take it to work as I don't like to let it out of my sight. If I could take the iMac with me I would.......

LMM hates going through airports with me. I'm back and forward through the xray jobbie like someone doing the hokey cokey.

2. My favourite tattoo, on me that is....From March to Fuzz, Mudhoney's Greatest Hits Album...

Check out my manly man arm. Designed to carry three plates at a time......

3. My second favourite thing from a movie/toy that I own...

It's Kaneda's bike from the film, Akira. I got it during my Japanese phase. My fish was raw and my movies made no sense. Have you seen Tetsuo: The Iron Man? Crikey that was odd. Happy days.....

4. These are my favourite man doll things....

Buddy Jesus form DOGMA and Jam Master Jay from RUN-DMC. I bought that figure the day before he was shot in the head and died. I never bought a man doll again. Saying that, I wonder if they make Bono dolls.....

5. I'm really piss poor at taking photographs. (see above) Digital didn't help either, it's just means you get to see how bad I am quicker. At least with film I could blame the developers....

6. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.......nah I'm not mental. R Kelly is though. Have you seen his hip hopera? It didn't make me laugh, it made me cry a little. Okay it made me laugh but I died a little after.....

7. I have never seen The Goonies, any of the Indiana Jones movies, or any of The Back to Future movies but I have seen that bloody Trapped in the Closet shite, in fact I have it on now....random? I'd say......

I'll not be tagging anyone

proper post tomorrow.....