Jebus wept, I wept, the chef went nanas.....
Suicide by cop is a suicide method in which a person deliberately acts in a threatening way, with the goal of provoking a lethal response from a law enforcement officer, such as being shot to death. So says wikipedia, so it must be true.
Suicide by waiter is a suicide method in which a person deliberately acts in an boorish and uncouth manner, with the goal of provoking a lethal response from a waiter, such as being stabbed to death with a rusty stabbing fork that the waiter keeps in his apron for such occasions. So says me, Manuel, thus making it not only true but the law.
Fucking ketchup with sea bass, get away and shake yourself you undeserving cretin.
Suicide by waiter is a suicide method in which a person deliberately acts in an boorish and uncouth manner, with the goal of provoking a lethal response from a waiter, such as being stabbed to death with a rusty stabbing fork that the waiter keeps in his apron for such occasions. So says me, Manuel, thus making it not only true but the law.
Fucking ketchup with sea bass, get away and shake yourself you undeserving cretin.
