That's a cracker.....

What's the best cheese to use to hide a horse?


Mascarpone....

Fucking loved that when I found it on a table, nearly took the pain away of yet another 12 hour shift with no break no food and no one telling me I'm a lovely boy. That's right I need the love. I stood and giggled almost uncontrollably until little tears ran down my face. Not sure if it was exhaustion or it is a really good joke. In the end I had to go and sit down.

Black Friday 1, of 2, is upon me and it would be fair to say I'm pooing myself at the thought of it. I'm getting to old for this malarky.....

Magic moments eh.

Mascarpone, hehehehehehehe.......