Greatest putdown ever.......

I heard this vignette this evening. And it is without a doubt the greatest putdown to a rude customer ever.

I really want it to be true.

A gentleman diner at one of Belfast's better restaurants committed the cardinal sin of beckoning the waiter by clicking his fingers. The young woman was rightly offended and approached the gentleman and in a clear and controlled voice said,

"It takes more than two fingers to make me come. Sir."

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the greatest putdown ever.

I thank you..........