The big boys made me do it.....
stick a cork in it son.....Pop quiz... (It's multi choice so don't fret)
What do you do when you make a mistake?
Do you...
A. Take responsibility
or
B. Blame the waiter
Well if you are a professional footballer (that's soccer to you Americans and GAA people) you obviously take option B - blame the waiter. Diego, I'm not sure if that's his first name or last name, who plays football for German side Werder Bremen decided to take option B when he was busted for drink driving after trying to out run the Polizei. When asked to explain himself he decided that it was all the waiters fault.
"...he kept filling my glass" said the Brazilian who went on to plead ignorance with regard to how much is too much.
"He kept filing my glass" eh? Grow the fudge up and stop getting on like a six year old. Waiters eh, the absolute bastards with their filling of glasses and doing what they are told. And there is no way to stop them either. You cant just ask them to stop either because waiters just love to work and once they have started they just won't stop. They are like machines, waiters, they really are. There's no off switch.
Oh wait that's not right, not right at all!
Diego, you sir are an ass. Take some responsibility for your own actions and don't try and blame others for your own short comings. I assume his soup will be spat it for many a year to come.
I had a punter arrive at the restaurant once who asked for a different waiter to serve him as he said I made him sick the last time because of the amount of food I forced him to eat. Forced? I mean really is there any chance?
What do you do when you make a mistake?
Do you...
A. Take responsibility
or
B. Blame the waiter
Well if you are a professional footballer (that's soccer to you Americans and GAA people) you obviously take option B - blame the waiter. Diego, I'm not sure if that's his first name or last name, who plays football for German side Werder Bremen decided to take option B when he was busted for drink driving after trying to out run the Polizei. When asked to explain himself he decided that it was all the waiters fault.
"...he kept filling my glass" said the Brazilian who went on to plead ignorance with regard to how much is too much.
"He kept filing my glass" eh? Grow the fudge up and stop getting on like a six year old. Waiters eh, the absolute bastards with their filling of glasses and doing what they are told. And there is no way to stop them either. You cant just ask them to stop either because waiters just love to work and once they have started they just won't stop. They are like machines, waiters, they really are. There's no off switch.
Oh wait that's not right, not right at all!
Diego, you sir are an ass. Take some responsibility for your own actions and don't try and blame others for your own short comings. I assume his soup will be spat it for many a year to come.
I had a punter arrive at the restaurant once who asked for a different waiter to serve him as he said I made him sick the last time because of the amount of food I forced him to eat. Forced? I mean really is there any chance?
