Builderacide...
ol' bashytakes the pain away...
Builder (bil-der)
n.
1. One that builds, especially a person who contracts for and supervises the construction of a building.
Builderacide (bil-der-a-sid)
n.
1. The lawful right* to beat said builder to death, preferably with his own tools. Valid reasons for committing builderacide include, but are not limited to, the use of jack hammers at 8am, any other noise that causes your head to throb and blood to boil, the negligent destruction of your back wall and gate, failure to clean up crap and crappola from the front of your house, and for playing "easy listening" and Country and Western "music" at levels that would make Hank Marvin flinch.
*Yet to be tested in a court of law...........yet.
n.
1. The lawful right* to beat said builder to death, preferably with his own tools. Valid reasons for committing builderacide include, but are not limited to, the use of jack hammers at 8am, any other noise that causes your head to throb and blood to boil, the negligent destruction of your back wall and gate, failure to clean up crap and crappola from the front of your house, and for playing "easy listening" and Country and Western "music" at levels that would make Hank Marvin flinch.
*Yet to be tested in a court of law...........yet.
