Toothache - What a useless word......
pretty oh so pretty
Toothache.
I have toothache.
My tooth aches.
Actually I wouldn't mind if my tooth ached. I could live with a bit of aching. I mean we don't call a broken leg a leg ache so why do we call a busted fucking tooth a toothache?
The word toothache doesn't really do it justice. I mean it's such an inadequate word. It doesn't come anywhere near to describing the relentless, unmerciful, ceaseless, (which I know is the same thing as being relentless but I'm making a point as to the incessant character of the pain), cuntish, nerve ripping, head banging, jaw clanging, fuck right off and don't talk to me, kill me kill me now type of pain.
No the word toothache is far too mild. From now on I will refer to my toothache as being an Adam Sandler. He is also a relentless, unmerciful, ceaseless, cuntish, nerve ripping, head banging, jaw clanging, fuck right off and don't talk to me, kill me kill me now type of pain.
So yes, I have an Adam Sandler which is pissing me right off and I cant get it ripped out until Monday morning because the good dentist folk of this so called city all play golf or something equally as shite on a Saturday. Cunts.
I have toothache.
My tooth aches.
Actually I wouldn't mind if my tooth ached. I could live with a bit of aching. I mean we don't call a broken leg a leg ache so why do we call a busted fucking tooth a toothache?
The word toothache doesn't really do it justice. I mean it's such an inadequate word. It doesn't come anywhere near to describing the relentless, unmerciful, ceaseless, (which I know is the same thing as being relentless but I'm making a point as to the incessant character of the pain), cuntish, nerve ripping, head banging, jaw clanging, fuck right off and don't talk to me, kill me kill me now type of pain.
No the word toothache is far too mild. From now on I will refer to my toothache as being an Adam Sandler. He is also a relentless, unmerciful, ceaseless, cuntish, nerve ripping, head banging, jaw clanging, fuck right off and don't talk to me, kill me kill me now type of pain.
So yes, I have an Adam Sandler which is pissing me right off and I cant get it ripped out until Monday morning because the good dentist folk of this so called city all play golf or something equally as shite on a Saturday. Cunts.
If anybody needs me I'll be crying in the corner whilst eating food through a straw.
