The First Well Done Fillet "God Botherer" of the week award goes to...

(This is very off topic by the way)

Drum roll please.........

Paul "the Earth was created in 7 days by some bloke with a white beard" Givan

Mr Givan wins this award for services to children and the country as a whole by helping to drag us all back to the Neolithic age via the medium of creationism. Saying that, he probably doesn't believe there was a Neolithic age. Mr Givan is a councillor for the DUP on Lisburn "City" Council. He put forward a motion that the council should write to all schools in the area asking them what provision they had made for the teaching of "creation, intelligent design and other theories of origin". And worse still the bloody motion was passed! Are you fucking kidding me? City councillors are the lowest form of political pond life as it is, now they are trying to get involved in what schools teach the young. Good Holy Fuck (pun intended) they can barely be trusted to get the bins emptied on time let alone the important task of educating our children.

not created in 7 days

Haven't the people of Lisburn suffered enough already what with having to cope with being Belfast's unwanted/illegitimate child? Now they want to confuse these children with mumbo jumbo about some big fella making the world in 6 days and taking a break on the seventh. You will be surprised to hear that this pisses right on my apron.

I have great respect for people of faith and am a big fan of religious freedom but to quote the homophobes out there, "I don't care what they do just as long as they do it in the privacy of their own front rooms." KEEP CHURCH & STATE SEPARATE! Attempt's to garner cross party/cross religious support was even more sickening,

"Deputy Mayor Ulster Unionist Ronnie Crawford appealed for cross party support for Mr. Givan's proposal pointing out Pope Benedict was a firm believer in creationism and adding there were many points on which he agreed with the Pontiff."

...reported the Ulster Star newspaper. Ha! What fucking hypocrites! As I've said before, anything and I mean anything, that unites the Free Presbyterians and the Catholic Church should be nudged right out of the way with a very large stick. Mark my words all the crazies in power in the North of Ireland will be at it soon, this mess is going to spread. Soon every half arsed redneck is going to be arguing with scientists and trying to burn down the University. And lets be clear here, when they say "other theories of origin" they really mean the Christian theory. There will be no room, I assume, for Jedi beliefs or Scientology. And if you are going to have the kids learn the the Christian theory you may as well teach them the how to feel the force too. Intelligent design my arse...

One of these is an example of intelligent design
the other isn't....