Today I am mostly sore....mostly

the hands of a 35 year old waiter

I have the hands of an arthritic pensioner.

I have a pain in my back that only a coal miner could appreciate.

My feet are glowing angry and don't smell very pretty either.

There was a minor case of chef's arse too which caused me to walk like a duck for an hour

and I have piles...............

















of money. Black Friday, hurts but pays...