The Easter eggs are just off the shelves, so it must be time for...
Mentalist: "Hi, can I book a table for 15?"
Manuel: "Certinaly madam when for and what time would suit you best?"
Mentalist: "Second Friday of December, about 8 if that's ok?"
Manuel: "Sorry madam did you say Second Friday of December, about 8?
Mentalist: " Yeah, is that ok? I don't want to miss out."
I took the booking and hung up. Then checked the diary and my watch and the computer to make sure I hadn't over slept by 3 months or so. Very little surprises me any more but I did have to draw breath with this. It took all my strength and a lot of lip bitting to prevent me screaming "WOULD YOU EVER JUST GO AND FUCKING SHAKE YOUSELF YOU DICK."
I can hardly plan 2 weeks a head let alone 9 months! The world is doomed I tell ye, DOOMED!
There are only 255 days left to Christmas so better get the turkey ordered. Daft mare.
3 People trying to get Manuel's attention:
Can I book a New Years party for 2009?
The thing is they will turn up then looking for their booking, you should ask for a deposit.
Its tough to be paid to be nice to people.
If only they would think that way when they want new curtains for Xmas, it'd make my life a lot easier than trying to do 3 months work in the 4 weeks before.
I hate Christmas.
Lula: i'll get you her number!
old k: no, and they have 6 months in which to pay their deposit! 6 months!
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