Tuesday, 12 May 2009

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This has been up for the best part of a month. It makes me sad. Good grief it's only May, the children are still and school and the shops still have Cadbury's Creme Eggs is stock. I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man but that really does suck balls.

Jebus wept.

The baby Jebus in the manger that is.

I'm tired from an afternoon spent gardening, whilst listening to Clutch - gardening really does get done quicker when you are listening to the stoner rock musings of Clutch, and an evening spent dealing with the giggly machinations of Enrique Iglesias fans so you fill in the blanks.....

"The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of .............. for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get .............. for christmas."

The one that tickles my cantankerous fancy the most will win a prize, probably a packet of seeds. Maybe two packets of seeds. I'm generous like that. Like Santa.

28 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

belfast Plate Carrier said...

The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of cunt-nuggets for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get Australian customers for christmas."

Medbh said...

The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of fuckfaces for putting up an xmas poster in April. I really hope they get stockings of smegma for xmas.

Belfast Barista said...

The Ramada Hotel are a bunch of sweaty-palmed knobwranglers for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get Steven Mc Causland* as their customer every night over christmas.




*the INfamous owner of Valuecab. If you've worked in a bar or restaurant in belfast- more than likely you're thrown him out at some point.

sassysundry said...

"The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of grinchy fuckwads for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get a bedbug infestation for christmas."

sugarpie said...

The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of baby seal bashing, brain-eating zombies for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get sentenced to the front row of a Miley Cyrus concert for Christmas.

sugarpie said...

The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of booger-eating morons for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get abducted by Scientologists for Christmas.

sugarpie said...

The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of limp-dicked pedophiles for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they have to spend a week with my ex-wife's family for Christmas.

Killer said...

My Brother worked for the Ramada but he quit becaues they were a load of ball bages!!!

Andy said...

"The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of forward-thinking prodigies for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get lots of advance bookings for christmas."

rubbishknitter said...

gardening + clutch: could there be a better way to spend an afternoon!?

for your quiz:
a) fucktards
b) eaten by lizards

Twenty Major said...

The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of piss drinking, cock sucking, donkey fisting, child touching, Josef Fritzl loving, Phil Collins listening, mushroom soup eating, cuntspanners for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get faceAIDS and a mutant retarded child for christmas.

Anonymous said...

"The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of greedy pigs for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get swine flu for christmas."

belfast cabby said...

They put the same ad up last year in febuary i took a pic of it as i couldnt believe but took it down after the nolan show took the piss outta them. So they where good to wait so long this time.

belfast Plate Carrier said...

Emm at the risk of being a spoilsport, what's the lingo with this column legally? In regards to libel etc...

just sayin' like, wouldn't want Ramada shutting you down.

Datsuncog said...

"The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of loveable scallywags for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get the International Association of Fussy Gourmet Vegan Coeliac Real-Ale Drinkers booking for Christmas."

If you've a sizeable work do, it's kinda late to be booking... our place signed up in January, and we still could only get the week before Hallowe'en or something. Meh.

daisyfae said...

The Ramada Hotel are a bunch of scrotal sack cheese lickers for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get to take a walk through hobo rape territory over christmas.

Manuel said...

bpc: it's not the Ramada that I'm worried about.....comment number three has many more frightening possible outcomes

Robert Synnott said...

Oh, Christmas will have been cancelled by then anyway, due to recession.

sugarpie said...

Oh fuckity. You dont think they're reading this do you?

The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of non-litigious, good corporate citizens who think of nothing but what's best for Belfast and its tax coffers and I thank them for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get what's fair, appropriate, and profitable for Christmas.

B said...

Jesus*

eguinan said...

That's pretty amazing. Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Waiter Extraordinaire said...

Loan defaulters and they get the bailiff for Christmas. What a sign to put up! Can't we enjoy the summer..

Boxer said...

On the Saturday before Easter I went to buy candy and they were already discounting everything and making room for ... SUMMER items.

It just makes me all dizzy and stuff.

Crisatunity said...

Apparently "Ramada Hotel" in Ireland means something different than it does in the States.

I think I could roll up to a Ramada on December 25th, unannounced, get some meatloaf from the buffet and hook up with one of the local working girls out front without any sort of reservation whatsoever.

TheChrisD said...

...that's just way too fucking early.

Randy said...

The Ramada Hotel Belfast are a bunch of Fucktards for putting up a Christmas poster in April. I really hope they get genital warts for christmas."

savannah said...

i'm surprised graffiti artists haven't hit that billboard yet, sugar! xoxox

Manuel said...

much arfage all round.......winner announced on Saturday.....probably...