Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Oh this again...

ho ho yerself you little wanker
where's my crock of gold?
crock of vomit covered pennies more like.


Now, I'm no practicer of shazam and woo and I do not own a crystal ball and when it comes to predicting things I tend to fail with disappointing regularity. And annoyingly, I am not a multi millionaire living in a giant apron shaped island having never accurately predicted the winning lottery numbers, well not on the same line. But with a huge degree certainty I confidently predict that today shall be messy, in the worst way.

Ho hum, what ya gonna do?! I have a well stocked supply of Niquitin farting tablets and the tea caddy is stocked once more. And remember wearing a big felt Guinness hat green and foam finger doesn't make you Irish, complaining about it does.

Happy St. Patrick's day.

Bring it on....

20 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

daisyfae said...

here in the US, it's a socially acceptable reason to start drinking beer at 7am. being drunk during daylight hours is a 'lose-lose' proposition if i ever heard one. beer goggle - FAIL.

lecraic said...

Nothing wrong with big green fingers if you've got a cold!

Happy St. Patrick's - enjoy the best you can.

Manuel said...

daisy: America, it;s just so like Ireland....seriously

lecraic: cheers man, I have a tiny bottle of pink champagne in the fridge that may get cracked late tomorrow night......

BecAus said...

Hope through the sweat and tears, tantrums and drunks, St Patty's Day brings in some money! Well, one can only hope... right?

Waiter Extraordinaire said...

Happy St.Patrick's Day Manuel.

MJ said...

*proud to be of the same ethnic gene pool that created Manuel's arse*

Medbh said...

I will be working my ass off tomorrow to make up for having today at my leisure.

wendy said...

Foam finger...damn I forgot that one. Note to self: Pick up giant foam finger to whack unsuspecting passersby with at the bar.

I have the hat, however. It says, (in big green lettering):

Irish I was drunk



Green beer for everyone..

whatever.

Killer said...

Happy St Pactricks day to you....I hate this day!!!

belfast cabby said...

You work today! are you sane? Today is one of the 3 days i never, never work along with the 12th and the dreaded Mothers day. Ya couldn't pay me enough! I'm gonna hide here in the house as normal

Sharon said...

wishing you the strength to survive the onslaught.

That picture is gas, don't you just want to slap his stupid head.
Or is that just me?

ninetyninewords said...

I'm going to take a trip to Saul and listen to St P spinning at 6000rpm.

Manuel said...

BecAus: actually it is normally a fairly lucrative day.....

steve: cheers buddy

mj: get that on a t-shirt

Medbh: ah but you deserved it....

wendy: whatever indeed......you have a swell day!

killer: oh we know your feelings on the subject...

belfast cabby: one has no choice in the matter.....fuck it, it;s a long hard day but it pays well......

sharon: slap, kick and generally abuse.....but ho hum what ya gonna do.....

99 words: happy hardcore? oh my

TheChrisD said...

I think the drinking already started last night, given the queues to get into the bars in Dublin city centre :/

Good luck tonight...

Manuel said...

chris d: cheers chris.......boo hoo hoo

Conan Drumm said...

...faith and begorrah...
...top o' the morning...
...etcetera...
...'céili' 'music'...
...the cúpla focal...



Need I say more?

Boxer said...

wishing you big tips and no pinches today.

Betty said...

"And remember wearing a big felt Guinness hat green and foam finger doesn't make you Irish, complaining about it does."

Hahahaha! So true.

Happy Paddy's Day Manuel! I partied last night so I am spending today whimpering in my dressing gown, clutching the Syndol for dear life.

Old Knudsen said...

Top O the mornin ya cunt! I was eating a potato dipped in Guinness and me shit came out green.

Don't worry we haven't had the real celebration in July yet.

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