Saturday, 20 September 2008

Toothache - What a useless word......

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Toothache.

I have toothache.

My tooth aches.

Actually I wouldn't mind if my tooth ached. I could live with a bit of aching. I mean we don't call a broken leg a leg ache so why do we call a busted fucking tooth a toothache?

The word toothache doesn't really do it justice. I mean it's such an inadequate word. It doesn't come anywhere near to describing the relentless, unmerciful, ceaseless, (which I know is the same thing as being relentless but I'm making a point as to the incessant character of the pain), cuntish, nerve ripping, head banging, jaw clanging, fuck right off and don't talk to me, kill me kill me now type of pain.

No the word toothache is far too mild. From now on I will refer to my toothache as being an Adam Sandler. He is also a relentless, unmerciful, ceaseless, cuntish, nerve ripping, head banging, jaw clanging, fuck right off and don't talk to me, kill me kill me now type of pain.

So yes, I have an Adam Sandler which is pissing me right off and I cant get it ripped out until Monday morning because the good dentist folk of this so called city all play golf or something equally as shite on a Saturday. Cunts.

If anybody needs me I'll be crying in the corner whilst eating food through a straw.

22 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

Anonymous Boxer said...

why do tooths only seem to ache on weekends????

uff-da - sorry for your pain.

I suggest vodka. Warm it up a bit and drink a lot.

xoxox.

Manuel said...

boxer: I'm going for port and headache pills......or tea whatever

savannah said...

exactly my prescription, sugar...drink & drugs...and lots of them! xoxox

Manuel said...

savannah: it's a winning combination....

belfastyouthworker is underpaid and underlaid said...

and fillings are so fucking expensive these days!!!! come here and i'll yank it out with a pair of pliers!!!!

Manuel said...

belfast youth worker has been drinking again he he he: doped to the max...I feel no pain mwahahahaha still I'd pay you to pull it right now....

belfastyouthworker said...

if you worked with young people you'd drink. hell, i drank when i worked with food. it must be a customer service thing! i'm dying to know where you work :P

Manuel said...

byw: It would ruin the illusion.....what illusion? it doesn't matter cause I cant say....

Sue C. said...

Sorry to hear this.

Everytime I hear toothache I am reminded of that scene in Marathon Man with Dustin Hoffman where he is tortured by a dentist drilling his teeth.

If I remember right, they used clove oil to soothe his teeth agony.

belfastyouthworker said...

i have a few ideas lol, dont worry, i shall not rat you out

fatmammycat said...

Oh no! Poor Manuel, toothache is the devil's smegma for sure.

paddy said...

hang in there mate. Keep the codeine rolling and make sure you get some soup or something into you. Pain is harder to deal with on an empty tum.

Steve said...

Manuel it is tough having a toothache it is one of the worst.To provide some solace my back is right out and it has been going out for 14 years now and I have to wait on tables with a back support.It happens about 3 times a year.My stomach is crooked when it happens.It is kind of gross.
Take care...

Medbh said...

Poor Manuel!
Oh, the agony.
It's pure torture to have to live through the weekend with it.
Curses to your Adam Sandler!

Lottie said...

I feel for you - nothing makes you want to rip your jaw off with a monkey wrench more than an Adam Sandler. Try dissolving half a disprin on it and it should numb some of he pain.

Sniffle&Cry said...

As Gimme used to say "Faker"

I miss Gimme.

Okay no fakey, no dentist.

So, big drugs and huge drink and then more drugs.

Old Knudsen said...

So how many teeth will that leave you with? talk to me when they are all gone I could make you famous.

MJ said...

I take out my false teeth for Old Knudsen.

Manuel said...

Honestly I can barely feel my own hands let alone the pain right now. God bless nurofen and all it's wonderful ingredients......

B said...

whats a rob Schneider then?

Manuel said...

b: ball ache......obviously.....

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