Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Reasons why I wait tables....*

1. I get to meet new people everyday.

2. No two days are the same.

3. The flexibility it affords me.

4. I have a passion for great customer service.

5. Whiskey training.

Training? Whiskey? Me?

Su-fucking-perb!
mmmmmm
can't see it going wrong at all...

The only bummer being that I have to work a shift afterwards. But I'll have a buzz on so it should be fun. Can't really grumble though, there's worse ways to spent the afternoon! I hope they set the training to Survivors, "Eye of the Tiger." I really hope there are whiskey related punishments for not paying attention, "Drop and drink 20 maggot!" Or something like that.....




* It's all about the cash really, nothing else but the cash not even free whiskey.

21 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

bendersbetterbrother said...

Training? So that's what you waiters call an afternoon session then?

Manuel said...

bbb: some of us like to learn a little every day.....alco's...

BethanytheMartian said...

That actually sounds really gross to me, but I've cleaned up enough whiskey vomit that I'm just completely put off by whiskey. I hear it's an acquired taste, though, so I'm glad you'll enjoy it.

Manuel said...

bethanythemartian: I'd prefer if it was a gin tasting session but hey ho what ya gonna do....

Medbh said...

Manuel, I would be worth shit waiting tables after drinking whiskey. I'd punch a rude fucker and get fired.

daisyfae said...

whiskey training? i don't need no training... makes me a warm and squishy drunk!

tequila training? that'd make me stick knives in puppies...

Anonymous Boxer said...

it's all about the cash for me too, but hell.... if I could do with a nice buzz... All the better!

Conan Drumm said...

Well, is your liver fit and ready?

sheepworrier said...

So what exactly did the wiskey training involve Manuel? 3 Powers, 2 Jameson, 5 Bush and a very poor attempt at flirting with the waitress?

Sadhbh said...

cocktail training is also pretty good....

Manuel said...

medbh: I KNOW! I cant wait....

daisyfae: it's a whacky world eh.......?

boxer: oh yeah we all need a buzz....

conan: It's been rested and is in tip top condition.....

sheepo: dunno yet, god I hope it's not a video.....you've never met my work colleagues have you

sadbh: my favourite is wine and food matching......that's the big one....mmmmmm

carine said...

oh aye bloody marvellous, i am also a fan of the stuff - the peatier the better. laphroaig malt anyone?

even better when it's free.

Manuel said...

carine: awh this is just gonna be Irish whiskeys today......mainly Killbegan....

MJ said...

I’ve a bottle of Laphroaig and my usual bottle of Jamesons in stock at the moment.

There’s a whiskey perfume but I don’t need it. Just smell my breath.

Manuel said...

mj: oh i'd say......try red breast......eets nice.....

healysequoia said...

This sounds like a job for me. Where do I sign up for whiskey training? Better yet I could become a trainer and do it every day. I need a train the trainer course immediately.

Manuel said...

healysequoia: train the trainer........been there done that.....yak......how's about i try the course out today and if i think it's something that might suit you i'll let you know.......but what a joyous job eh

Niall said...

I Hate you and all who reside in you, lucky bastard

Niall said...

I Hate you and all who reside in you, lucky bastard

Manuel said...

niall: you really must do.......you said it twice......

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