Monday, 12 November 2007

Do you care for wine? Or do you just abuse it.....


How many times has the waiter asked you if you "care for dessert?" or if you "care for some wine?" Do I care for dessert? Oh yes I care for it, I have a little bed made for it and take it for walks twice a day.......

On behalf of the world's waiters I apologise for this terrible example of restaurantspeak. We wont stop it but what can you do?!

14 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

Medbh said...

I imagine it becomes difficult to give a fuck after time.

savannah said...

*snickering* you are funny, sugar! ;-)

Manuel said...

Medbh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA So very true...

Savannha: THANKS!

Anonymous Boxer said...

Aha! I knew you didn't care.

I also dislike "have you left room for dessert?"

Like I had a plan?

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

"Oh yes I care for it, I have a little bed made for it and take it for walks twice a day......."

That's just what I do with my husband! He's a vintage, a big wine with impudent fruit.

Manuel said...

Boxer: Nice one, that's tomorrows strip sorted......

Sam: ooohh er missus.....

yoyo said...

Ah yes, the wit of a customer. To die for.


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Manuel said...

yoyo: My favourite being "Oh no I didn't like it hahahah." whilst smiling over an empty plate.....one day I'll smack someone for saying it.......

Upset Waitress said...

This post brings back a vivid memory of being corked. Could've been a dream but I swear it really happened. I drink you know!

I had a peek at your good buddy Old Kuntdense blog a few days ago, he has a perfect pic of someone abusing the wine. Well, the bottle anyway. :)

Manuel said...

Upset Waitress: He is a very sick little puppy......you should see his site dedicated to me......quality....

Old Knudsen said...

I hate it when they say "did dessert end well? are you still on speaking terms?"

waiters are cunts.

OFTR said...

I like "how many are you?" when you walk in the door.

I'm one. Speak fucking English.

"How many of you are there?" Is it that hard?

Manuel said...

Old Knudsen: Right back at ye.......

OFTR: Oi! I can kick my dog, you cannot.....

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