Thursday, 11 October 2007

Trevor you have disappointed me, again

Where were you Trev me old bucko? You didn't call. You didn't write, there was no email, no post it note with "I'm sorry" scrawled on it. Nothing Trev, you gave me nothing. And now I feel empty and used and more fucked over than when I was married. You see Trev some people said you wouldn't make contact, that you were too cool for school to talk to an actual waiter. But not me Trev, I had faith. Faith that is now it tatters. I had a party and the guest of honour no showed Trev. Trev that was you....

So fuck you Trevor White. But remember this Trevo, this waiter doesn't forget. One day you will be in Belfast and you will wander my way. I will be ready, with a gravy boat in hand......

12 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

Toast said...

Hey manuel - have you figured a way to get dvd players to repeat loop 'tracks' - just wondering if you have last sundays freebie with the observer, 'stop making sense' on repeat play at psycho killer?

Manuel said...

I wish, I was having trouble with that very thing recently.....

Anonymous Boxer said...

It's OK Manuel, you're too good for him anyway.

Medbh said...

Gravy boat? I'd go for the coffee pot myself. It stains and stings.

I hope he didn't sour your week, Manuel. Not worth it.

angela said...

well i hope that you decide to use the gravy boat as a make-shift netti pot and irrigate his nostrils with gravy.

because that'd scald AND be icky simultaneously. :D

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Trevor White? Trevor White? Off for a Google.

ironbed said...

A quick Google tells me that Trevor is an Oscar Wilde look a like and that he got his break by riding on the coat tails of his mammy and daddy and naturally went from studying Theatre at Trinity College to being a food critic. A bit like going from Matador to pig farmer.

And like all Trinity Grads, I bet he dosen't even have the decency to sleep with his arse against the wall.

The Hangar Queen said...

Some vinegar in a wee spray bottle.

A chair with one leg shorter than the other three.

A meat locker.

Electrical cable.

A phone book,hammer and a .22 pistol.

Trevor White.

Me.

Need I say more?

Pari said...

So, am I correct to surmise that Master Trevor White, Esq. is one complete and utter cunt?

This is a rhetorical question, like: "who do you think you are?".

My open Letter to Trevor White:
Trevor,
Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame ala Manuel. At the very least you should have poked yourself out of your glory hole and address your arrogant slurs.
I too shall run out and buy your book, I may need it in the event of an ass wipe shortage. Uh-oh, gotta go, I smell chicken livers burning.

Manuel said...

Boxer: I'm not you know, not at all.....

Medbh: Hard ass

Angela: Double hard ass. What you listening to these days?

Sam: No need just hit the side bar...

Ironbed: Now if you had said that last week I could have saved a whole week....

Hangar Queen: Triple hard ass

Pari: Well said that person...

pinester said...

Trev,

Have your spent all your lottery winnings? I think we scared the crap outta the riad guy! Foreign countries make you do strange things eh?

Lynette

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