Manuel Exposed!
This is what happens when Manuel goes out for a drink! This picture was taken by my smart arse of a cousin who I used to share this house with. I got him back on more than a few occasions when he arrived home talking like a washing machine and walking like a new born lamb. I had arrived home from an awards dinner full to the brim with champagne, red wine, and cider. If you drink champagne, red wine, and cider you can expect to fall down, bang your head, and decide that the fireplace is just a super place to go to sleep! As it's my birthday this week I decided to share this picture with you so that you can get a very rough idea what sort of a man-god Manuel is. It's my birthday gift to you....
Notes:
Notes:
- Exposed belly button, hairy. (Scary)
- Large rotund arse, also hairy, also scary.
- Despite being as drunk as a man can possibly be I am still dapper and well turned out with my bow tie still in place....class is as class does......
57 People trying to get Manuel's attention:
Go on manuel, give us a comment tonight to help us quantify your stupor.
No I'm sober now. Give it 24 hours though.....
i can't wait, sugar! just don't forget me ;-)
Savannah: good grief you honestly don't want a drunk blog call.....
That is one deep naval
Mistress MJ is dissatisfied.
This is NOT what I meant when I asked for a photo of your arse.
I want a photo of your hairy, rotund BARE arse. Not a clothed side view.
Scan and send, waiter bitch! Scan and send.
God Speed, Young Man.
If you need a desiginated blogger, just give me a call.
St. Vincent AND The National? That's just not fair. I want a full report. Is it too early to wish you a happy birthday?
Good lord! That's some dicky bow. I'll pop round to yours to see if you survive the bender. Very good luck indeed.
what a ride... i'd better get a drunken declaration of love.
Should be easy to spot you, wont be many people leaving the Spring and Airbrake tonight wearing a bow tie! Enjoy the gig and Happy Birthday xxx
Many happy rotunds ! ;-)
Pace yourself, for a while anyway.
Have a good one Manuel. Take a look around tonite and see if you can spot a handsome fella surrounded by worried-looking sheep...
Upset waitress: Bet you are upset now.....
Mj: Is this cyber bullying? Yes Mj on the way....
Boxer: Hahahahahahaha
Conortje: I know! How freaking brilliant is that?! Birthday is Sunday
FMC: Ta ta....
Rosie: First on the list......
Ellie: Hahahaha hard to say though what with Halloween. I could probably get away with it.....
Flapper: Pace myself? Doubt it.....
Sheepo: Are you going?
Manuel: A mate is holding a ticket for me. Hopefully I'll make it - I've heard they're brilliant live.
Manuel, you can drink with impunity if you naturally fall down like that into the recovery position. Did it take a lot of practice?
Just don't post naked pictures of yourself during the bender. You'll regret it when people start calling you cheap.
Have a lovely time!
hahah oooh man...you're not the only one who gets pictures taken when they're passed out...last weekend my friend jon was wasted and passed out on the toilet and someone snapped pictures of his bawlz. good times for us, embarassing times for him i assume.
have a lovely time, manuel! :D
Still waiting.
*taps fingers impatiently*
Where is this pond life waiter/butler manuel. Been slagging me and my book off eh, i'll sue your hairy ass my boy.
Sheepo: Well you have the advantage as you have a rough idea what I look like. I'll be the drunk one falling about the place!!
Conan Drumm: Years of practice, lots of red wine, and a few occasions in the garden....
Medbh: Cheap?! It'll be pay per view....
Angela: I worry about that happening to me.....
MJ: Still sober......
"Trevor White": Not sure you are Mr White. Prove it before I really start calling you names.....
I wish I was going to see the National and St. Vincent. Happy BD, Manuel!
Fresh New Hell: Cheers! I cant wait. I wanna go right now......
Manuel: short spanish fella, gets slapped on the head alot, right?
I'll keep one eye out for ya, and the other 3 on the stage.
Enjoy.
Sweet.....
Good luck.
Spring & Airbrake is one of the few places where you can get as drunk as a lord and get away with it.
Dave
DRUNKEN BLOGGING, LOVE IT!!! absolutely post some nekid pics... its so much fun the morning after to try and find all the comments you left and try to delete them before too many people read! have a happy hallowed eve!
Dave: So's Lisburn. HEHEHEHEHE
Voices: Cheers
You are quite correct Sir.
I have been drunk and disorderly many times in the city of Lisburn and got away with it.
My dog used to sleep with his ear at the corner of the fireplace. The similarity is uncanny.
Awwww.....how cute is that?
Answer: not very.
Enjoy your birthday, the gig and any raucous outrages you are part of. I look forward to a drunken declaration.
*mwah*
Manuel I keep coming back here to see a belly button the size of the Gulf of Mexico? Where's your new post already? :>
well? where's the drunken posting? the wild commenting? and all the gawdawful pictures, sugar????
Call that exposed?
I can't even see your cock.
onefortheroad, Oh why are you looking for his cock? Hrmmmm?
Manuel!
Are you sure you are not my first husband?
Doppleganger!!!
xo Happy Birthday you Man-ue-whore!
oops for all you spelling Nazi's
Doppelgänger
That is classic and has made my day!
was yesterday your birthday? dammit, that was so not clear...if it was: happy birthday, sugar..belatedly, but all the same *hugs*
Good lord, I hope he's all right, or else very hungover but still with both eyebrows.
I reckon he's still bladdered from last night and he won't post again until Saturday at the earliest.
Co-codamol and lucozade in the post. Get well soon x
This is getting ridiculous. I come back here and still see an abyssal belly button hole.
still hungover? impossible!
For fucks sake. Errrrr, Get up already you drunk bastard.
Fatmammycat, do you think less eyebrows would be more slimming?
If Manuel doesn't back here, I think Upset Waitress is going to ransack the place.
not at all full of shit sober.
I think Manny went for it and in the cold light of day realises that he can't party like he used to anymore.
I know I can't.
I suspect he is still feeling a tad unwell and is plastering on a fake smile for the patrons, coming home and collapsing. Either that or the dreaded 48hr hangover/alcohol poisoning.
Alcohol poisoning it is.
What age is he? 35?
I'm the same, can't handle the grog like I used to.
Pissed on a Sat night, still feeling the effects at work on Monday morning.
Manuel, you're not fucking 20 anymore! You should know better!
Sweet jeebus, hurry up and entertain me Manuel.
Dance for me blog-monkey, dance!
Get a mars bar and a lucozade sport into ye an ye'll be right as rain.
Get up o that! We are a drinking nation! Your making us look bad!
Certainly it adds something of an alien look to folk AB. Not sure about slimming.
It's comforting to note that if I was kidnapped or something that people would notice that I was gone. Clearly none of you would do anything to try and find me but you would miss me all the same......
Basically, we'd want the keys to your liquor cabinet.
Oh hell yes, have them. Good grief I don't want/need them anymore.....
Well, if you were missing, it wouldn't be hard to describe you.
Drunk bastard with belly button, hairy arse and bow tie. Face from "The Ring". Soon Fucked.
Nailed it......bastard all the same....
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