Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Manuel Exposed!


This is what happens when Manuel goes out for a drink! This picture was taken by my smart arse of a cousin who I used to share this house with. I got him back on more than a few occasions when he arrived home talking like a washing machine and walking like a new born lamb. I had arrived home from an awards dinner full to the brim with champagne, red wine, and cider. If you drink champagne, red wine, and cider you can expect to fall down, bang your head, and decide that the fireplace is just a super place to go to sleep! As it's my birthday this week I decided to share this picture with you so that you can get a very rough idea what sort of a man-god Manuel is. It's my birthday gift to you....

Notes:
  1. Exposed belly button, hairy. (Scary)
  2. Large rotund arse, also hairy, also scary.
  3. Despite being as drunk as a man can possibly be I am still dapper and well turned out with my bow tie still in place....class is as class does......
That picture was taken about 3 years ago. But as I am going out tonight to see St.Vincent and the very fantastic The National you should assume that I will look much the same tomorrow. I haven't been out with the boys in quite a long time so I intend to make the best of it. I may reappear some time on Thursday, I may not. I could be sick. What could go wrong? Oh and if I pop by your blog and leave some drunken comment about how much I love you and think you are fantastic and if it wasn't for you I would be blogging, just delete it. I'm very full of shit when I'm drunk........

58 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

bendersbetterbrother said...

Go on manuel, give us a comment tonight to help us quantify your stupor.

Manuel said...

No I'm sober now. Give it 24 hours though.....

savannah said...

i can't wait, sugar! just don't forget me ;-)

Manuel said...

Savannah: good grief you honestly don't want a drunk blog call.....

Upset Waitress said...

That is one deep naval

MJ said...

Mistress MJ is dissatisfied.

This is NOT what I meant when I asked for a photo of your arse.

I want a photo of your hairy, rotund BARE arse. Not a clothed side view.

Scan and send, waiter bitch! Scan and send.

Anonymous Boxer said...

God Speed, Young Man.

If you need a desiginated blogger, just give me a call.

Conortje said...

St. Vincent AND The National? That's just not fair. I want a full report. Is it too early to wish you a happy birthday?

fatmammycat said...

Good lord! That's some dicky bow. I'll pop round to yours to see if you survive the bender. Very good luck indeed.

Rosie Cheeks said...

what a ride... i'd better get a drunken declaration of love.

ellie said...

Should be easy to spot you, wont be many people leaving the Spring and Airbrake tonight wearing a bow tie! Enjoy the gig and Happy Birthday xxx

Mudflapgypsy said...

Many happy rotunds ! ;-)

Pace yourself, for a while anyway.

sheepworrier said...

Have a good one Manuel. Take a look around tonite and see if you can spot a handsome fella surrounded by worried-looking sheep...

Manuel said...

Upset waitress: Bet you are upset now.....

Mj: Is this cyber bullying? Yes Mj on the way....

Boxer: Hahahahahahaha

Conortje: I know! How freaking brilliant is that?! Birthday is Sunday

FMC: Ta ta....

Rosie: First on the list......

Ellie: Hahahaha hard to say though what with Halloween. I could probably get away with it.....

Flapper: Pace myself? Doubt it.....

Sheepo: Are you going?

sheepworrier said...

Manuel: A mate is holding a ticket for me. Hopefully I'll make it - I've heard they're brilliant live.

Conan Drumm said...

Manuel, you can drink with impunity if you naturally fall down like that into the recovery position. Did it take a lot of practice?

Medbh said...

Just don't post naked pictures of yourself during the bender. You'll regret it when people start calling you cheap.

Have a lovely time!

angela said...

hahah oooh man...you're not the only one who gets pictures taken when they're passed out...last weekend my friend jon was wasted and passed out on the toilet and someone snapped pictures of his bawlz. good times for us, embarassing times for him i assume.

have a lovely time, manuel! :D

MJ said...

Still waiting.

*taps fingers impatiently*

Trevor White said...

Where is this pond life waiter/butler manuel. Been slagging me and my book off eh, i'll sue your hairy ass my boy.

Manuel said...

Sheepo: Well you have the advantage as you have a rough idea what I look like. I'll be the drunk one falling about the place!!

Conan Drumm: Years of practice, lots of red wine, and a few occasions in the garden....

Medbh: Cheap?! It'll be pay per view....

Angela: I worry about that happening to me.....

MJ: Still sober......

"Trevor White": Not sure you are Mr White. Prove it before I really start calling you names.....

Fresh Hell said...

I wish I was going to see the National and St. Vincent. Happy BD, Manuel!

Manuel said...

Fresh New Hell: Cheers! I cant wait. I wanna go right now......

sheepworrier said...

Manuel: short spanish fella, gets slapped on the head alot, right?
I'll keep one eye out for ya, and the other 3 on the stage.
Enjoy.

Manuel said...

Sweet.....

Dave said...

Good luck.
Spring & Airbrake is one of the few places where you can get as drunk as a lord and get away with it.

Dave

INNER VOICES said...

DRUNKEN BLOGGING, LOVE IT!!! absolutely post some nekid pics... its so much fun the morning after to try and find all the comments you left and try to delete them before too many people read! have a happy hallowed eve!

Manuel said...

Dave: So's Lisburn. HEHEHEHEHE

Voices: Cheers

Dave said...

You are quite correct Sir.
I have been drunk and disorderly many times in the city of Lisburn and got away with it.

The Little Cheese said...

My dog used to sleep with his ear at the corner of the fireplace. The similarity is uncanny.

livesbythewoods said...

Awwww.....how cute is that?

Answer: not very.

Enjoy your birthday, the gig and any raucous outrages you are part of. I look forward to a drunken declaration.

*mwah*

Upset Waitress said...

Manuel I keep coming back here to see a belly button the size of the Gulf of Mexico? Where's your new post already? :>

savannah said...

well? where's the drunken posting? the wild commenting? and all the gawdawful pictures, sugar????

OneForTheRoad said...

Call that exposed?

I can't even see your cock.

Upset Waitress said...

onefortheroad, Oh why are you looking for his cock? Hrmmmm?

Pari said...

Manuel!
Are you sure you are not my first husband?
Doppleganger!!!

xo Happy Birthday you Man-ue-whore!

pari said...

oops for all you spelling Nazi's

Doppelgänger

tallulahbloom said...

That is classic and has made my day!

savannah said...

was yesterday your birthday? dammit, that was so not clear...if it was: happy birthday, sugar..belatedly, but all the same *hugs*

fatmammycat said...

Good lord, I hope he's all right, or else very hungover but still with both eyebrows.

Dave said...

I reckon he's still bladdered from last night and he won't post again until Saturday at the earliest.

ellie said...

Co-codamol and lucozade in the post. Get well soon x

Upset Waitress said...

This is getting ridiculous. I come back here and still see an abyssal belly button hole.

savannah said...

still hungover? impossible!

Upset Waitress said...

For fucks sake. Errrrr, Get up already you drunk bastard.

Anonymous Boxer said...

Fatmammycat, do you think less eyebrows would be more slimming?

If Manuel doesn't back here, I think Upset Waitress is going to ransack the place.

Old Knudsen said...

not at all full of shit sober.

Mudflapgypsy said...

I think Manny went for it and in the cold light of day realises that he can't party like he used to anymore.
I know I can't.

I suspect he is still feeling a tad unwell and is plastering on a fake smile for the patrons, coming home and collapsing. Either that or the dreaded 48hr hangover/alcohol poisoning.

Dave said...

Alcohol poisoning it is.
What age is he? 35?
I'm the same, can't handle the grog like I used to.
Pissed on a Sat night, still feeling the effects at work on Monday morning.
Manuel, you're not fucking 20 anymore! You should know better!

sheepworrier said...

Sweet jeebus, hurry up and entertain me Manuel.
Dance for me blog-monkey, dance!

Get a mars bar and a lucozade sport into ye an ye'll be right as rain.

ellie said...

Get up o that! We are a drinking nation! Your making us look bad!

fatmammycat said...

Certainly it adds something of an alien look to folk AB. Not sure about slimming.

Manuel said...

It's comforting to note that if I was kidnapped or something that people would notice that I was gone. Clearly none of you would do anything to try and find me but you would miss me all the same......

MJ said...

Basically, we'd want the keys to your liquor cabinet.

Manuel said...

Oh hell yes, have them. Good grief I don't want/need them anymore.....

Bock the Robber said...

Well, if you were missing, it wouldn't be hard to describe you.

Drunk bastard with belly button, hairy arse and bow tie. Face from "The Ring". Soon Fucked.

Manuel said...

Nailed it......bastard all the same....

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