Small Portions Today...
“There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.” - Bill Bryson
“The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?” - Erma Bombeck
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter” - Jewish Proverb
Makes you think eh, ...............no?
Maybe Rodney "Plato" Dangerfield will...
“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”
Genius..
Also in other news the BBC are reporting that alcohol related deaths are highest amongst those that work in bars, catering, and hospitality. I would have thought that was obvious. It's the same as saying "Astronauts most likely to be killed in space" or "Farmers most likely to be killed by tractor".
[Damn blogger and it's broken ass, you're making me look bad...]
proper post later
“The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?” - Erma Bombeck
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter” - Jewish Proverb
Makes you think eh, ...............no?
Maybe Rodney "Plato" Dangerfield will...
“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”
Genius..
Also in other news the BBC are reporting that alcohol related deaths are highest amongst those that work in bars, catering, and hospitality. I would have thought that was obvious. It's the same as saying "Astronauts most likely to be killed in space" or "Farmers most likely to be killed by tractor".
[Damn blogger and it's broken ass, you're making me look bad...]
proper post later
9 People trying to get Manuel's attention:
Rodney Dangerfield fucking kills.
'I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.'
and
'I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.'
And what is it with blogger? I'm thinking about moving. But there is that 'couldn't be arsed' thing to contend with.
Blogger was acting hinky for the last 2 days for me. But hey, it's free and easy for technophobes like myself to figure out.
I had an ex boyfriend who was an artist and he made a bust of Dangerfield and gave it to him on stage at one of his shows. He loved it.
Sorry, "not my table" today with Blogger?
I'll bet liquor store clerks win for Most Likely to Be Shot in an Armed Robbery. They're probably at least tied with bankers.
bill bryson is a GOD - in my world.
Gimme: "But there is that 'couldn't be arsed' thing to contend with."
With you on that, so lazy, so very very lazy...
Medbh: Dangerfield, what a guy, Caddyshack? Work of genius...
Anonymous Boxer: Blogger, what a world of mystery and curiosity...
Steve: Very true, gonna have to a post about all that ...
Flirty: Eh, leaves me cold to be honest. But what the hell do I know...
To me Rodney Dangerfield will always be Larry Burns, the son of Monty.
"This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet."
Funny.
Hahahahahahahaha and I will have to add hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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