tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post7277470959398178196..comments2023-10-07T13:14:48.345+01:00Comments on Well Done Fillet: Toothp(r)ickManuelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-29352921576605747302009-10-07T09:33:09.724+01:002009-10-07T09:33:09.724+01:00That sounds so horrible!That sounds so horrible!Blairhttp://www.stuckserving.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-89140124436673033192008-07-17T18:51:00.000+01:002008-07-17T18:51:00.000+01:00crispy: oh you should have been there.......crispy: oh you should have been there.......Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-10082884314344909432008-07-17T18:27:00.000+01:002008-07-17T18:27:00.000+01:00Brilliant!!!!Brilliant!!!!Crispyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00573821340854194207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-1409473849357972582008-07-15T14:18:00.000+01:002008-07-15T14:18:00.000+01:00miss becca: sorry bout that.......hehehehemiss becca: sorry bout that.......heheheheManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-36390331883027313112008-07-15T14:05:00.000+01:002008-07-15T14:05:00.000+01:00Well, now I've gone and wet myself. Thanks Manuel...Well, now I've gone and wet myself. Thanks Manuel... /sighs and grumblesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-66419953491015664092008-07-15T00:07:00.000+01:002008-07-15T00:07:00.000+01:00savannah: so was I for a bit....shieldmaiden96: le...savannah: so was I for a bit....<BR/><BR/>shieldmaiden96: lend me some please!!!<BR/><BR/>caro: like they did in the 30's......nice!<BR/><BR/>mj: I'm sure you would!<BR/><BR/>gypsy: it'll keep you awake for sure....<BR/><BR/>maxi: no, no they're not....you lucky lucky man...<BR/><BR/>b: well you got the gist and that's all that counts.....<BR/><BR/>dave: he was nearly there......nearly...<BR/><BR/>eily: welcome and be cloaked no more.....the dirty dirty man.....I feel your pain....<BR/><BR/>mr dna: not far from it...<BR/><BR/>boxer: thanks but I think it backfired on me though......Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-1275851317582291162008-07-14T23:50:00.000+01:002008-07-14T23:50:00.000+01:00Oh Dear God, you've described one of my worst nigh...Oh Dear God, you've described one of my worst nightmares... toothpicks and someone's big fat mouth.<BR/><BR/>The "may I wrap it up" comment you made to him is FUNNEEEEE.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-21924730853223200652008-07-14T20:00:00.000+01:002008-07-14T20:00:00.000+01:00"The little plate! Use the little plate!AAAAHHHHG..."The little plate! Use the little plate!<BR/>AAAAHHHHGGGGGGGG!"<BR/><BR/>The last thing the waiter was heard screaming as the police took him away from the scene of the crime.Mr. DNAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07142631346143653485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-81181238626887016412008-07-14T19:18:00.000+01:002008-07-14T19:18:00.000+01:00You've provoked me into de-cloaking, Manuel. Have...You've provoked me into de-cloaking, Manuel. Have been reading your blog with glee and admiration; today, with empathy. Many years ago, as an office junior, I had to share a broom-cupboard with a young accountant who used to commute daily to Dublin by bus from Monaghan. He obviously felt that getting up early enough to wash, apply deodorant and find a clean shirt would eat too much into his relationship with his fetid mattress. The fug was unbearable...<BR/>What has this got to do with toothpicks? Well, our desks were placed in a companionable sort of arrangement whereby we had a common desktop area for pens, stapler and toothpicks. Most people know them as paperclips. Yes, while I was still coming to terms with the daily stench, I had to accept what my eyes and ears were telling me - he was in the habit of unfurling a randomly selected paperclip which he would then use to rummage around his teeth. Once finished, or whenever the phone interrupted him, he would wind the probe up into a crude loop and - yes - “ping” it back into the paper-clip tray. Not a word of a lie. Did I make a fuss and demand that something be done? God, no. This was the eighties! I was pathetically glad to have a job. I just stapled everything...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-23536263311100166642008-07-14T19:16:00.000+01:002008-07-14T19:16:00.000+01:00oh please give him the 'waaiiifer thin mint'.Let h...oh please give him the 'waaiiifer thin mint'.<BR/><BR/>Let him explode!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-53418742874778602442008-07-14T17:48:00.000+01:002008-07-14T17:48:00.000+01:00the titles good cos it says toothprick too!Dont ha...the titles good cos it says toothprick too!<BR/><BR/>Dont have the attention to read the rest but I'm back baby!Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10261762141073371095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-70669933302522848062008-07-14T16:44:00.000+01:002008-07-14T16:44:00.000+01:00Great stuff. Fat sweaty people are great fun!I had...Great stuff. <BR/><BR/>Fat sweaty people are great fun!<BR/><BR/>I had a similar situation once, except it was a woman and she never actually chewed anything just swallowed it, until a piece got lodged and I had to do the diaphragm press. Behind her I was, and it was surely where no man had gone before. I humped and squeezed for ages until she coughed up a piece of meat so large it was still alive.<BR/><BR/>Afterwards I was a hero, until she wanted to sue for sexual harassment as she swore she could feel me "enjoying" rubbing up against her.<BR/><BR/>Not. True. Ever.<BR/><BR/>I still wake up screaming and feeling dirty!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-28615784997834209812008-07-14T16:34:00.000+01:002008-07-14T16:34:00.000+01:00That was quite a picture you painted there Manuel ...That was quite a picture you painted there Manuel and here I was about to go to bed. Now I will have to go and look at porn just to wipe THAT repulsive image from my mind.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14339140046788925506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-84604908463702284862008-07-14T15:56:00.000+01:002008-07-14T15:56:00.000+01:00Caro: I'd like to see him in full-length opera glo...Caro: I'd like to see him in full-length opera gloves.<BR/><BR/>Classy.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-54412232923081455742008-07-14T15:44:00.000+01:002008-07-14T15:44:00.000+01:00Yeah could you not start a waitery trend for glove...Yeah could you not start a waitery trend for gloves? Nice crisp white ones. Or rubbery surgical ones, whatever.Carohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10316053852167258598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-51738298095483093302008-07-14T15:21:00.000+01:002008-07-14T15:21:00.000+01:00That was gross, but its no match for what people w...That was gross, but its no match for what people want to hand you when you are in the ambulance service. <BR/><BR/>Though I get to wear gloves.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-17464425540341510252008-07-14T15:15:00.000+01:002008-07-14T15:15:00.000+01:00*speechless*xoxox*speechless*<BR/><BR/><BR/>xoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-89614848751738062892008-07-14T14:14:00.000+01:002008-07-14T14:14:00.000+01:00conan: no please go on.....it amuses me.....mwahah...conan: no please go on.....it amuses me.....mwahahahahaManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-31299380642897622182008-07-14T14:10:00.000+01:002008-07-14T14:10:00.000+01:00Unlike Old Knudie I was making a heterosexual inte...Unlike Old Knudie I was making a heterosexual interpretation! Shall I stop digging now? Please?Conan Drummhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12377667084973491628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-2690469233817686892008-07-14T13:58:00.000+01:002008-07-14T13:58:00.000+01:00conan: you'd better clarify......!conan: you'd better clarify......!Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-90471641213282650682008-07-14T13:55:00.000+01:002008-07-14T13:55:00.000+01:00Ah, I think you mistook the question!Ah, I think you mistook the question!Conan Drummhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12377667084973491628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-26913204338192008392008-07-14T13:25:00.000+01:002008-07-14T13:25:00.000+01:00conan: crikey! my willy, or anyone else, doesn't g...conan: crikey! my willy, or anyone else, doesn't go any where near my mouth.....and I wash my paws after going to the toilet.......I'm shocked....shocked I tells ye........Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-10018191263437255312008-07-14T13:21:00.000+01:002008-07-14T13:21:00.000+01:00"...if it's been in your mouth it ain't going on m..."...if it's been in your mouth it ain't going on my hand..."<BR/><BR/>So... well, what I mean is... like, em... you know, actually it's a question. Do you have a hands-free kit for your willy?Conan Drummhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12377667084973491628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-83652075930438961722008-07-14T13:06:00.000+01:002008-07-14T13:06:00.000+01:00english mum: funny you should say that......so do ...english mum: funny you should say that......so do i......but minimum wage is fine.......just keep the tips flowing....the big fella tipped very well I should have said that.....Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-78787027851399474402008-07-14T12:59:00.000+01:002008-07-14T12:59:00.000+01:00Oh. My. God. Manuel, darling, I swear you shoul...Oh. My. God. Manuel, darling, I swear you should be paid a hundred million pounds a minute for what you do. Ewwwwww.English Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10445701263951009306noreply@blogger.com