tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post1055230376238353287..comments2023-10-07T13:14:48.345+01:00Comments on Well Done Fillet: Waiter Walks - A GuideManuelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-10740589972936412112008-10-13T23:50:00.000+01:002008-10-13T23:50:00.000+01:00what about the waitresses who jounce around with o...what about the waitresses who jounce around with overflowing tank tops and tiny shorts... they never seem to run/walk/stroll, they always seem to be bent over or not there... huh, must be part of the to be continued gang.<BR/><BR/><BR/>fun post!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-26635885152480777912008-10-13T23:15:00.000+01:002008-10-13T23:15:00.000+01:00MJ: it's a skill we all pick up.....you get away s...MJ: it's a skill we all pick up.....you get away saying things at one table that would get you fired at another.....<BR/><BR/>minnow: kick him in the balls for being a flash cunt....<BR/><BR/>byw: spide? spide? I'll fucking spide you.....he said in a very spide like manner. Actually it's an advert for a band playing at the stiff kitten, future of the left. Rock and indeed roll. The sort of stuff that would scare the tracksuits off a spide......<BR/><BR/>button ginger: fast lab walk eh....sound like explosive funManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-61338702940109986892008-10-13T22:47:00.000+01:002008-10-13T22:47:00.000+01:00The number 2 walk (purposeful and with gusto) soun...The number 2 walk (purposeful and with gusto) sounds like the 'fast lab walk' my colleagues and I tend to develop.<BR/><BR/>Usually along the lines of "Damn [or words to that effect], I've left the stopwatch/ascorbic acid/SOP in the other lab. I'll have to quickly get it before the next stage/timer beeps/the boiling mixture changes colour and it's a lab so I can't run!"<BR/><BR/>My method means I remain upright, my stride lengthens and I acquire a "woman on a mission" glint to my eye.<BR/><BR/>No one messes with me when I do the fast lab walk, I can tell you.Button Gingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08567543552986999914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-73845628316452353392008-10-13T20:10:00.000+01:002008-10-13T20:10:00.000+01:00just clocked your stiff kitten ad on your profile,...just clocked your stiff kitten ad on your profile, manuel - you're such a spide!<BR/><BR/>*says she who only drinks in reputable establishments, laverys etc*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-18029141963200733752008-10-13T18:17:00.000+01:002008-10-13T18:17:00.000+01:00I didn't see anything about a waiter that's doing ...I didn't see anything about a waiter that's doing somersaults. Any interpretations on that one? <BR/><BR/>(And no, I've never seen it happen, I just like to be prepared.)Native Minnowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12061575657412426256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-52032891491699704602008-10-13T16:41:00.000+01:002008-10-13T16:41:00.000+01:00Despite being fancy (all gay) waiters, they can be...Despite being fancy (all gay) waiters, they can be quite naughty in their patter if they spot a fag hag regular (me) and her fags at a table. <BR/><BR/>They instinctively know how much they can get away with at my table as compared to any other table.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-1599309604938900772008-10-13T16:33:00.000+01:002008-10-13T16:33:00.000+01:00mj: ohh check you and your fancy waiters....manuel...mj: ohh check you and your fancy waiters....manuel keeps his profile large and looming at all times.....Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-44441270697977088972008-10-13T16:30:00.000+01:002008-10-13T16:30:00.000+01:00The waiters at my favourite restaurant glide confi...The waiters at my favourite restaurant glide confidentally throughout the busiest nights, looking purposeful.<BR/><BR/>A few of them have been at the same restaurant for years and obviously have mastered their domain.<BR/><BR/>And bonus...they show up out of nowhere when you need them and they keep a low profile when you don't.<BR/><BR/>Real professionals.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-89200498598231886242008-10-13T15:52:00.000+01:002008-10-13T15:52:00.000+01:00trekkie: bwahahaha......qualitytrekkie: bwahahaha......qualityManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-26509463350155137922008-10-13T15:51:00.000+01:002008-10-13T15:51:00.000+01:00That's okay Manuel - I bought a larger handbag las...That's okay Manuel - I bought a larger handbag last week!!!!Trekkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05252939605096593234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-5022702649187181352008-10-13T14:44:00.000+01:002008-10-13T14:44:00.000+01:00jen: we need to be studied and documented for the ...jen: we need to be studied and documented for the sake of the world......we have a lot to teach the world.....<BR/><BR/>conan: I prefer not to think about such a time.....I fear it's coming ever closer.....Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-90608768786671929612008-10-13T14:41:00.000+01:002008-10-13T14:41:00.000+01:00Ah, the chafing... and the varicose veins!Do waite...Ah, the chafing... and the varicose veins!<BR/><BR/>Do waiters have a shelf life after which they are put out to grass in waiter heaven where their feet never touch the ground?Conan Drummhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12377667084973491628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-11360600353089416142008-10-13T13:30:00.000+01:002008-10-13T13:30:00.000+01:00Waiter anthropology. Love it. :-)Waiter anthropology. Love it. :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-67218781306025577682008-10-13T10:48:00.000+01:002008-10-13T10:48:00.000+01:00steve: I'm pretty much the sametrekkie: I'll get y...steve: I'm pretty much the same<BR/><BR/>trekkie: I'll get you a binder.....hehehe<BR/><BR/>redleeroy: ah but it is so true......Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-79521543092010215212008-10-13T10:03:00.000+01:002008-10-13T10:03:00.000+01:00Guests, like sheep, are easily spooked. That is on...Guests, like sheep, are easily spooked. That is one for the scrapbook.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-75406677339160994202008-10-13T09:11:00.000+01:002008-10-13T09:11:00.000+01:00One more for the 'Cut Out and Keep' portion of my ...One more for the 'Cut Out and Keep' portion of my (already groaning) handbag.Trekkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05252939605096593234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-2871876411522987722008-10-13T04:55:00.000+01:002008-10-13T04:55:00.000+01:00I am generally a fast walker.I don't stop.Even if ...I am generally a fast walker.I don't stop.Even if I have only one table left I walk the same.I just want to get them in and out.With me it is full power.Then I go home and limp up to my bed like a 60 year old man....It is awful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-88358236846147066752008-10-13T03:07:00.000+01:002008-10-13T03:07:00.000+01:00dethmama: sweet!dethmama: sweet!Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-40498270586195970152008-10-13T02:34:00.000+01:002008-10-13T02:34:00.000+01:00I'll be happy to add you to my links list! A site ...I'll be happy to add you to my links list! A site like yours is a breath of fresh air to those of us that keep our noses buried in "medblogs" all day.dethmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16490177974122552051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-65590649880856808902008-10-13T01:07:00.000+01:002008-10-13T01:07:00.000+01:00dethmama: hey welcome! Yeah he's a busy boy what w...dethmama: hey welcome! Yeah he's a busy boy what with oprah and all. I'm glad you found it too and away and tell all your friends family and strangers in the street about the wonder that is wdf.......heheheheManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-68824025061350822312008-10-13T01:04:00.000+01:002008-10-13T01:04:00.000+01:00Absolutely delightful! I"ve been reading your blog...Absolutely delightful! I"ve been reading your blog for a little while now and am so glad to have found it. Especially since "Waiter Rant" has almost deserted us here in the states.dethmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16490177974122552051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-42453975269971933952008-10-13T00:44:00.000+01:002008-10-13T00:44:00.000+01:00byw: I know nothing of such a thing......I tried t...byw: I know nothing of such a thing......I tried to go to work with a hangover once.....I ended up sleeping in the private room for an hour.....I cant do it....Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-34145512183761694622008-10-13T00:33:00.000+01:002008-10-13T00:33:00.000+01:00what about the lethargic hungover waiter walk? you...what about the lethargic hungover waiter walk? you know, the one where you're walking like a rapper, one foot ten feet in front of the other and eyes like piss holes in the snow? a favourite walk (and only walk) of mine back in the day!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-46192343133223791252008-10-13T00:20:00.000+01:002008-10-13T00:20:00.000+01:00medbh: table of four dirty scumbags did it the ot...medbh: table of four dirty scumbags did it the other day......thankfully I wasn't there. I would have chased and would probably be eating through a tube right now.......Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7430827523235519471.post-49317031504715440892008-10-13T00:15:00.000+01:002008-10-13T00:15:00.000+01:00I love the bit about playing fireman and wet nurse...I love the bit about playing fireman and wet nurse all at once. <BR/>Hee.<BR/>I've also done the waiter run when chasing down guests who skipped out on paying the bill. <BR/>I caught them all, the dirty fuckers.Megan McGurkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673489472490377198noreply@blogger.com