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Saturday 14 April 2007

The Easter eggs are just off the shelves, so it must be time for...


Mentalist: "Hi, can I book a table for 15?"

Manuel: "Certinaly madam when for and what time would suit you best?"

Mentalist: "Second Friday of December, about 8 if that's ok?"

Manuel: "Sorry madam did you say Second Friday of December, about 8?

Mentalist: " Yeah, is that ok? I don't want to miss out."

I took the booking and hung up. Then checked the diary and my watch and the computer to make sure I hadn't over slept by 3 months or so. Very little surprises me any more but I did have to draw breath with this. It took all my strength and a lot of lip bitting to prevent me screaming "WOULD YOU EVER JUST GO AND FUCKING SHAKE YOUSELF YOU DICK."

I can hardly plan 2 weeks a head let alone 9 months! The world is doomed I tell ye, DOOMED!

There are only 255 days left to Christmas so better get the turkey ordered. Daft mare.

3 People trying to get Manuel's attention:

Old Knudsen said...

Can I book a New Years party for 2009?

The thing is they will turn up then looking for their booking, you should ask for a deposit.

Its tough to be paid to be nice to people.

Lula Bell said...

If only they would think that way when they want new curtains for Xmas, it'd make my life a lot easier than trying to do 3 months work in the 4 weeks before.

I hate Christmas.

Manuel said...

Lula: i'll get you her number!

old k: no, and they have 6 months in which to pay their deposit! 6 months!